Why did the person above you dump you?

assthetik

bcuz i didnt have boobs

Fvaisey

Cause I have no ink...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I have too much Ink! :ohwell:

territhefrog

I kept calling out assthetik's name out during "playtime". Oops. Bad time to call out another person's name, huh?

FabulousFantasticFifty

It was actually me calling out that name! :laugh: :devil:

breesie11

I stole her lipstick all the time

FabulousFantasticFifty

I always insisted she wear Red!
Didn't go over too well at that funeral she went to! :frown:

breesie11

It was her way or the highway

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She never liked me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I preferred someone with a face!

Me2FitMe

Ummm... that was awkward... I prefer men

jacques57

I was neither classy nor smart-assy

_Tink_

I have no idea. I have it on good authority from the hot/bang/spank threads that I'm quite a catch.

jacques57

She knew I was "catch and release"

cklbrown

Because it takes me forever to respond to messages!

Spnneil06

I wouldn't share our glasses!

JustTheBeebs

i asked her to take her hat off

TheRoadDog

We couldn't come to an agreement on who was the spooner and who was the spoonee.

Badger_Girl99

I told him he was too brooding.

CharlieMurtagh

She always ate the skittle colours I wanted