Why did the person above you dump you?

territhefrog

I forced him to dump me.

staceybradleywells

she spent to much time at the dump

johnmurphymfp

I took off before she got back... but I'd come back.

Spnneil06

He kept ditching me places...hiding then laughing as I searched. It made me cry.

jacques57

She never knew what I was talking about, and she thought I did.

staceybradleywells

She just kept crying

Spnneil06

He confuses me.

deucemon69

She stole my cat

Spnneil06

I wanted his cat, it was cute.

deucemon69

Damn I miss that cat...lol

SwedishSarah

I didn't play soccer

deucemon69

She smelled like soup.

Alisontheice

He didn't like soup

WMDemetree

refused to wear socks

staceybradleywells

he would never take his socks off in bed just strange

johnmurphymfp

I wouldn't take off my t-shirt

N2Couture

I preferred him nude but got sick of my pressuring him. :huh:

johnmurphymfp

Because she was nude ALL the time... so I let her come back.

staceybradleywells

I only wanted to be nude with other women he wouldn't come play with us.

territhefrog

It scared the hell out of her when she saw me nude.

khambo49

Her dog told her to

FabulousFantasticFifty

I wouldn't believe him when he told me that Dogs can speak and he understands them!

Spnneil06

She doesn't believe I can talk to dogs! Missed you face around here!

winf

I wasn't rough enough for her

FabulousFantasticFifty

mneil02 wrote: »

She doesn't believe I can talk to dogs! Missed you face around here!

Aww...Thanks Darlin! Missed You too! Was out of town celebrating two family B-days up at a Casino for two days. I definitely Have waaay more fun hangin with Ya'll then I had there!

@winf- I was apparently to Freaky!!!

territhefrog

She said I had cooties.

steveashley1969

Can you believe this frog blamed me for its warts?

staceybradleywells

I couldn't handle the warts

khambo49

She's out my league

assthetik

she wanted a 69 but i wanted a 63 with 2 midgets