Why did the person above you dump you?

WMDemetree

I belly danced better than she did.

staceybradleywells

Yeah he did

Misshodge64

I couldn't cook

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

She INSISTED on using ice cream in our foreplay and learned the hard way I am lactose intolerant. Somethings a woman can NOT forgive

Spnneil06

He was lactose intolerant, need I say more?

WMDemetree

she was polite, but intolerant.

ilfaith

He was tolerant...but impolite

WMDemetree

she caught me wearing her pink panties.

Spnneil06

he liked to wear pink panties

LadyRN76

:huh:

Spnneil06

She was either confused or suprised at what I said.

staceybradleywells

she was always confused & surprised at the same time.

Misshodge64

I couldn't dress

winf

I was always taking her underwear

Misshodge64

Too strong

assthetik

she wanted me to sleep with a Marilyn Monroe life sized doll and i said no

Spnneil06

I was too kinky for him.

assthetik

she got furious when i suggested we do that thing with the silk handkerchief, ice cubes and a step stool

Spnneil06

who does that without candlewax???

Misshodge64

assthetik wrote: »

she got furious when i suggested we do that thing with the silk handkerchief, ice cubes and a step stool

He never seen the Real me

WMDemetree

I could not see the real her, or the fake her for that matter. She was never there, always away. Wait! That was me, not her.

_JustDG_

I wouldn't move to Florida, ick!

assthetik

i hit on our couples therapist

Spnneil06

So did I..she was hot!

jacques57

I was old and in the way; that's what I heard her say. She used to heed the words I said but that was yesterday.

staceybradleywells

She would invite me to their couples therapy session

WMDemetree

I would not go to therapy.. but I feel much better now.

territhefrog

I drew a bull's eye on top of his head. Birds liked it. He did not.

WMDemetree

she got jealous of chicks attracted to my bald head

Groovyca2022

He didn't like me rubbing his head.