Why did the person above you dump you?

_Tink_

I didn't like her taste in clothes

burning2much

She thought I couldn't keep up with her....at the gym

Jeep_This

I whined at the gym, "I wanna go home!"

FabulousFantasticFifty

I accidentally stepped on her Aviators, all 15 pair!

Jeep_This

I didn't even understand what an aviator is!

Groovyca2022

She didn't find me so groovy. :sad:

Jeep_This

I wanted to stay home on a Friday night.

vasairiah

I wasn't black and white enough for her

Jeep_This

I didn't want her 4-wheeling in a dress.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I liked my Bronco better than her Jeep!

Building_Bulk

I was more of a sports car guy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I detest Sports Cars!

Chalk_Slinger

Because I baked cupcakes with ExLax frosting as she complained of constipation and I just wanted to help. How was I supposed to know she had a funeral THAT day!!! Needless to say, there was little crying and lots of gagging and screaming at that maudlin affair

Letlivelovefeel

Because he told me that story

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wanted me to tell her stories all day long.

Groovyca2022

Ate his bacon...

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I didn't buy her donuts

ilfaith

I laughed at his dance moves.

marquishagetaka

Because she said I live in a poor neighborhood.

xoAnnettexo

Put his hand a bowl of warm water while he was sleeping.