Why did the person above you dump you?

kimdyj

Look, baby, I am trying to prepare the next person who takes you in. It was not easy!! I mean, you killed the parakeet the night we had Chinese takeout AFTER a Mexican lunch!!!

LMFAO!!!!
I do miss Skeeter

territhefrog

My chameleon bit her......I think it thought it was going to be lunch.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was fed up with all the Reptiles and Amphibians!

territhefrog

She really exploded when my bird pooped in her soda pop.

cindy26ae

I couldn't stand kissing a frog, totally a turn off, oh and the bird...disappeared

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was Horizontal and I Fancied Verticals!

cindy26ae

Hilarious, the real pic is so vertical, don't know what's up with mfp.
she told me vertical was her thing, it was kinda mutual

territhefrog

She found out my real age and ran screaming.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't approve of our age gap!

territhefrog

It was time for me to go back to my home planet. She didn't want to go.

00Allie00

She wanted me to wake up from my nap on the couch.

bbbgamer

i refused to lay on the floor with her, the bed was much more comfy!

lna_1981

He had hair that wouldn't stay down ^_^ I was jealous

B0rnC0nfus3d

She found out I had a collection of stuffed animals in the wardrobe

DenDweller

Dunno. Every time I'd ask, I gotta glass of water in the face. :grumble:

Jeep_This

I didn't like his friends

N2Couture

I spilled red wine on her white sofa.

Jeep_This

I wasn't Hot enough

territhefrog

I drew googly eyes on her sunglasses.

DenDweller

I kept drinking the milk directly from the container.