Why did the person above you dump you?
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She is a one person girl, and I wasn't ready for the commitment!0
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I was always asking for exclusivity!
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needy.....i like variety and she won't wear wigs!0
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I refused to wear her wigs, what's wrong with brown hair?!0
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She wasn't too fond of My Red hair
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I was jealous of her hair color!0
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She has dumped my so many times I have lost track, but I think I was wearing a red wig0
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I refused to call him Susan when he donned his red wig0
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She found out that instead of working out, i was standing outside the pole dancing classes next door and ogling0
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She was too intimidated by me so would have others wear red wigs! But she still thinks about me all of the time!
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They both found out I lied about being a care assistant when they caught me pole dancing with the neighbors.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was too intimidated by me so would have others wear red wigs! But she still thinks about me all of the time!
I still do..(puppy dog eyes) one more chance?0 -
She got mad at me when I wouldn't share my secrets
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Lol! She wanted me to join in on her antics next door, but I'm not that kind of Girl! 0
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She never donned a bikini on any of our beach dates and i expressed my disappointment0
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She has higher morals than me
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She thought I was a Prude!
@Assthetik- He was disappointed in me that I preferred the Nude Beach instead!0 -
I can't bring myself too..she pole dances and I want to watch!0
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she got sick of my abs and wanted a soft belly to cuddle with0
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I wouldn't ever stop cuddling with his roommate Roy!0
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She preferred some dude named Roy0
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she caught me trying to teach a class of self-fe!!atio to insecure, skinny teenagers lolz0
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He had some strange fetishes that I refused to join in on!0
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Hahahahahaha!!!^^^^^
I've got nothin to follow that with!
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lmao
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I always complained she had no *kitten* because she laughed it off at Assthetiks jokes!0
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I pointed out her pants looked strange now that she laughed her *kitten* off.0
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She thought I had no *kitten* even though I wear size 14 jeans!!!0
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I guess MFP now thinks A R S E is vulgarity! Oh well...that's why I changed it to *kitten*!
She got mad because I wanted her to wear A$$less chaps!0
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