Why did the person above you dump you?
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She was out of my league0
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I was too old for him0
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He constantly told me I was out of his league, He went to go play baseball somewhere else..... I stood in a field alone0
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Ripped a wet fart during sexy times. Sorry 'bout that.0
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I told him he was Gross!!!0
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She doesn't like dinosaurs. Or cats.0
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I don't like dinosaurs, cats, or golf.0
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He found out about my cat gif obsession0
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All those cat gifs made me so THIRSTY that she could smell the desperation. Not attractive.
I still love her and the cat gifs tho.
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She said I ate like a child.0
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I look too innocent0
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her hips didnt fit..0
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She said I ate like a child.
How would I know? Your diary is closed.
He didn't like it when I tried to eat his thighs because they look so delicious.0 -
Because I'm not a cat person0
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I look too innocent
I have been known to change that.0 -
Cus I don't have any tattoos...0
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Because she ALWAYS has gas from her "healthy diet" and denies farting in her sleep so I recorded her nightly explosions and used a lighter to set one aflame as proof, burning down the curtains and the sheets her mother gave us for the wedding.0
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LMAO!!! U promise you wouldn't tell!!!0
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Look, baby, I am trying to prepare the next person who takes you in. It was not easy!! I mean, you killed the parakeet the night we had Chinese takeout AFTER a Mexican lunch!!!0
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Cus I don't have any tattoos...
Nobody is perfect..
JK0
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