Why did the person above you dump you?

mcpostelle · September 2014

I ate all of her cheese out of her cheese stash.

funforsports · September 2014

Wouldn't tell her where I buried the bone.

SugarBabyGirl · September 2014

He was always hiding stuff and forgetting where he put it.

cklbrown · September 2014

She would not play hide and seek

SheBeButLittleSheisFierce · September 2014

She was a packers fan....

territhefrog · September 2014

I stole the batteries out of her game controllers. And her wireless mouse. And "other things".

DenDweller · September 2014

She argued I had issues. I always contended she needed to see a head shrink.

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2014

Because I wasn't willing to have my head shrunk!

GoingSlightlyMad · September 2014

She said I was too immature.

_Tink_ · September 2014

Said I wasn't immature enough.

QuiznatoddBidness · September 2014

I wouldn't get off the chin up bar so she could use it.

whovian67 · September 2014

Because I wanted to go to a nicer hotel.

carriekwi · September 2014

Because I own a chain of shady hotels.

assthetik · September 2014

bcuz i asked her to buy kegel weights from amazon

Jennifer10723 · September 2014

because I wanted my name in his stars

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2014

I didn't want stardom! and she always had her head in the clouds!

Alisontheice · September 2014

Cause I kept asking to borrow her lipstick and wouldn't return it

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2014

Because I didn't like sharing my lipstick! She'd never return it, I felt naked and couldn't leave the house!

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2014

territhefrog · September 2014

I hid her invisible ink.

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