Why did the person above you dump you?

RunnerStephe · September 2014

Loved my sweaty *kitten* too much

territhefrog · September 2014

I gave her extra strength deodorant soap for her sweaty *kitten*. I guess she didn't like the soap.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · September 2014

She wanted me to use soap all day long

Muscles_and_lipstick · September 2014

I ate his bacon

lna_1981 · September 2014

She didn't like that I was right side up

funforsports · September 2014

She said I wasn't using the pigtails right.

OperationSuperKAT · September 2014

He didn't like my pigtails

lna_1981 · September 2014

She pulled mine too roughly

airdale8263 · September 2014

She wouldn't let me undo her pig tails

territhefrog · September 2014

I colored in his facial hair with mascara when he was sleeping.

pechepanda · September 2014

she has a panda phobia

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · September 2014

She wanted a pet panda in bedroom

Rachinator92 · September 2014

My biceps weren't big enough.

_Figgzie_ · September 2014

would never never never happen

Karissa_Clohan · September 2014

I didn't smile enough.

SubZeroDude · September 2014

i smiled too much

pechepanda · September 2014

i couldnt lift as much as he could

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2014

She was mad that I was as strong as one of the guys!

paulperryman · September 2014

She could handle my overly caring nature

GoingSlightlyMad · September 2014

He said I was too cold and distant.

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