Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2014

I said "Get real" one too many times!

territhefrog · September 2014

I got real and it scared the crap out of her.

Salvi30 · September 2014

I wasn't weird enough

SugarBabyGirl · September 2014

I was a little to crazy for her

dinadeee · September 2014

I annoyed her.

_Tink_ · September 2014

She said I was too bossy.

TheNewPriceIsLoading · September 2014

She said I didn't care about her anymore. So not true either!

territhefrog · September 2014

I shaved half his mustache off when he was sleeping.

GoingSlightlyMad · September 2014

She borrowed my razor and later on she said it was my fault that she broke up with some guy.

ChelseaHotel2 · September 2014

Because I was two-timing with the person below me

_BlueGreyGreen_ · September 2014

Because she was two timing with the person above her

Cerakoala · September 2014

because I said I didn't like his singing

Building_Bulk · September 2014

I wouldn't share my chocolate waffles.

ilfaith · September 2014

My kids kept stealing his waffles

VintageBubbles · September 2014

I ate all of her peanut butter

Building_Bulk · September 2014

She found out I had a secret stash of PB that I didn't tell her about

LadyRN76 · September 2014

He didn't read the contract that specifically stated all PB must be shared.

swimmingcarp · September 2014

I burned that contract.

mcpostelle · September 2014

@LadyRN76 She hated my possessiveness of MY PB.

@Swimmingcarp I stole all her make-up.

Edit: to fix recipients.

cklbrown · September 2014

I don't wear any make up

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