Why did the person above you dump you?

Spnneil06

She doesn't like to wait in lines..MY FAVORITE thing to do!

staceybradleywells

She wouldn't be my favorite thing

Spnneil06

I sang "favorite things" too much..and danced around!

WMDemetree

terrible singer but great pole dancer.

staceybradleywells

All he wanted me to do is pole dance, and I'm not that good at it.

Hockey_Winger

Wouldn't call him David

Spnneil06

Called me "hey you" all the time..I have a name!

WMDemetree

Bad BO

ilfaith

He decided I was geographically undesirable...even though I live in the next town

Groovyca2022

WMDemetree wrote: »

Bad BO

Ewwww. lol.

I kept spraying him w/ cologne and Febreeze. wtf!

WMDemetree

could not keep up with her fitness schedule.

Spnneil06

Lacks discipline.

WMDemetree

figured me out quickly.

srv524

Couldn't hold a convo with me.

Groovyca2022

*I put cotton in my ears* What did you say?

N2Couture

Candycrush. I wouldn't quit so we could ______.

WMDemetree

I wanted to __________ but she wanted to candycrush.

Groovyca2022

He dumped me for N2Conture..

srv524

I dumped her for the poolboy.

N2Couture

He wanted the poolboy.

srv524

She pretended to be the poolboy

Groovyca2022

brandonersing wrote: »

I dumped her for the poolboy.

You're in the wrong thread..you're drunk, go home! ha

N2Couture

She told me she couldn't me. It was all just physical.

ilfaith

She loved me on a spiritual level...but the physical chemistry wasn't there.

Spnneil06

She was all "chemistry" and I was like "spiritual" We fought about it day and night!

srv524

She was too emotional.

Groovyca2022

He was too needy

srv524

I needed her too much

Spnneil06

and he thought I was the needy one...too similar

staceybradleywells

She didn't need me.