Why did the person above you dump you?

srv524

Found out she was Canadian.

staceybradleywells

Found out he didn't know where Canada was.

jspanman

I couldn't dance

Spnneil06

That is okay stand there and look pretty while we dance around you. It works!

Spnneil06

He said i danced too much!

Badger_Girl99

I'm a better dancer than him.

staceybradleywells

She never asked me to dance.

srv524

She didn't know where the US was.

KatieMcCakes

Must have been the age difference... *sigh*

srv524

Said she was a country girl but really wasn't....*sigh*

Danny_Boy13

Becuase of the age diff...

Badger_Girl99

He got mad when I said his pics are blurry.

Groovyca2022

I was too old for him.

Danny_Boy13

@Badger: Because only half the face was showing.
@Groovy: Becasue Im too young for you.

Badger_Girl99

Because only half my face is not good enough for him.

srv524

Half her face was too much for me

Spnneil06

He always stared at my face

staceybradleywells

She wouldn't share her glasses when I couldn't find mine.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always losing her glasses in the most unfortunate places!

tomwatso

Did not care for love of Panera bread.

Spnneil06

He was always talking about panera!

breesie11

I didn't understand what panera is

FabulousFantasticFifty

She hadn't a clue what Panera Bread was and I love to eat there!

Spnneil06

Oh @breesie11 I just have so much to teach you!

breesie11

She was annoyed she had to teach me so much

Spnneil06

she was an impatient learner!

staceybradleywells

only wanted to eat panera bread

Spnneil06

She only ate it to make me mad, I can't control myself with bread!!!

territhefrog

I chewed with my mouth open. That's the only way to really enjoy bread.

N2Couture

My cat chased her bird.