Why did the person above you dump you?

Jeep_This

I left empty milk cartons in the fridge

territhefrog

I knew it was you! So I put laxatives in the milk....and then I hid all the toilet paper.
Sorry that people started calling you skid mark.

Jeep_This

I accused her of lying!

assthetik

i refused to do her laundry bcuz of all the skid marks

Jeep_This

I previously dumped him, after he dumped me for dumping him, vicious circle

LAT1963

Could never agree on which way to load the toilet paper.

airdale8263

never mind....pass

Jeep_This

I didn't care how the TP rolled, and that pissed them off.

airdale8263

Because I would not talk to her about other items beside the toilet paper.

assthetik

i wrote our wedding vows on the tp

Alisontheice

Because he didn't like the way I smiled in these portraits

Jeep_This

@ not-satisfied...I couldn't satisfy him

airdale8263

Because I would not smile.

Alisontheice

I forgot to comment on the uncanny symmetry of his facial.hair

lngbrd

I commented too much about her shirt having too many buttons

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Preferred other canines over humans