Why did the person above you dump you?
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Because I stole her A$$less chaps! Lol0
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I told him his boat was small and he got offended!0
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see tiny! lol!0
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I was always telling her "size doesn't matter",
Row boats and Yachts all float on water unless you make them sink!0 -
@ Josh....nice tug. Here is the one I served on. YTB 835.
Toot toot.
@ Fab.....she said size didn't matter.....but she didn't mean it. And then she dumped me.0 -
That's a true tug boat.. What I'm on is technically a push boat.. Proper name is a (Tow Boat) ;-)territhefrog wrote: »
@ Josh....nice tug. Here is the one I served on. YTB 835.
Toot toot.
@ Fab.....she said size didn't matter.....but she didn't mean it. And then she dumped me.
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He said I was boring and boatless
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I didn't know how to swim and she wanted to buy a boat!0
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She thought I was making fun of her when I bought her a swim floatie. It was a cute little duck, too.0
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I make outlandish statements concerning the intricate workings of Rubik's Cubes0
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He wouldn't stop playing with that dang Rubik's cube. I had to take care of my own "business."0
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She said I was a trust fund baby, born with a silver spoon in my mouth and that I didn't know the meaning of earning a living.0
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she measured me in my sleep and found out i was .2 inches shorter that wat i had told her0
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He said I was too demanding....I'm not demanding. I just know when I want "it".0
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She was demanding and wouldn't accept it! I couldn't help but remind her of that on a daily basis!0
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I wouldn't let her boss me around0
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She couldn't catch me in the running.0
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she bossed me around all the time!0
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she stole my red dress!! and dumped me when I confronted her about it0
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I screwed up her pancakes
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he couldn't cook when he told me he could....how do you screw up pancakes! SMH0
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she was in love with @hunterdave12170
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I was too much of a floozy for her0
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She rivaled my floozieness and that is not tolerated!0
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She got mad that I did my pole dancing in the front yard nekkid0
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Because she wouldn't teach me to pole dance..I got mad. And the neighbors saw her! She taught them!!!! WHAT?0
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My dogs (Sheila and Oreo) peed on the pole. They are really really sorry. Will you take us back now? I will cook you bacon.0
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Her dog peed on my side girls pole, my side girl broke her arm and then I had to explain all of this to her!0
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I don't know why she dumped me. I let her have side girls.0
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