Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I preferred Silk & Lace!

lngbrd

I had fleas

Jeep_This

My dog beat her dog up.

assthetik

i patched things up between the dogs and got them breeding together

FabulousFantasticFifty

I used a Sharpie and drew a bunch of stars on him when he was sleeping!

_Tink_

I wouldn't let her draw on me

territhefrog

I drew happy faces on the butt of her panties and popped her water bras.

iAmStarStuff27

I wasn't as open to bestiality. I opted for an MMF threesome instead but it just HAD to be a donkey.

shank35l

Because I learned all my BDSM tricks from GITMO

territhefrog

We couldn't agree on which Power Ranger was the best. He said green. I said blue.

(Shank35l.....from one vet to another....thank you for serving. I was Navy.)

_Tink_

I didn't like any of the power rangers

jmt08c

She found out my alter ego was captain hook

NikkiJanye73

beacause I tied him up and spanked him ;-)

SweetLove1988

She realized being gay wasn't her thing.

NikkiJanye73

beacuse she presumed wrongly ;-P

assthetik

She felt like a third wheel during our 3somes

fayelobeck89

he couldn't keep up with my fiction addiction

territhefrog

She's a Ravenclaw. I'm a Gryffindor. Need I say more?

(yeah ok I went on Pottermore and got placed too. I admit I am a HP dork too)

robsmith030784

Because I covered her face with a towl

Jeep_This

He didn't like the clothes I bought him