Why did the person above you dump you?

megan_h26 · January 2014

lol

coretemp · January 2014

wouldn't let her call me Humphrey!

megan_h26 · January 2014

Never actually let him date me!

islander_2013 · January 2014

I wouldn't stop watching duck dynasty

megan_h26 · January 2014

He pretty much dumps everyone he meets

Sinisterly · January 2014

Because I refused to kiss her feet. NU!!!

khurrambutt · January 2014

Because I refused to kiss her feet. NU!!!

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Sinisterly · January 2014

Because he kept leaving boxes to all of my questions, as if I had to answer them all myself.

I has proof.

coretemp · January 2014

because I wouldn't let her ride my Unicorn!

jennifer_417 · January 2014

Because I would never let him finish getting dressed.

WilmaDennis91 · January 2014

She found out I wasn't a lesbian.

Sinisterly · January 2014

She made faces at me and I didn't make them back

V0lver · January 2014

She never let me ride in the Panama canal

flabbykelly · January 2014

He wore armor to bed.

JefferyArnold · January 2014

Because she always felt she was 'slumming it' when she was with me.

KelARita7 · January 2014

He loved the bike more than me

Tryxxie2013 · January 2014

People kept telling me that she was nicer than me.

zrod81 · January 2014

I thought i had better hair

scnurse38 · January 2014

because i wouldnt play freeze tag with hm!

johnlatv · January 2014

cause she hated my smile.

goalss4nika · January 2014

He decided he couldnt handle a little extra cushion for the pushin :laugh: :laugh:

funforsports · January 2014

I didn't cook the bacon crispy enough for her.

LowFatMama · January 2014

because my chest is bigger :laugh:

Tryxxie2013 · January 2014

Because she wanted a hotter girlfriend walking by her side. :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :brokenheart:

megan_h26 · July 2014

Because she was jealous.

kendall916 · July 2014

her pearls were strangling me

Phoenix__Rising · July 2014

She said I didn't talk enough to her.

megan_h26 · July 2014

She couldn't run as fast as I do.

Phoenix__Rising · July 2014

I wasn't THAT into her. :huh:

megan_h26 · July 2014

She was slightly jealous.

cursivepulse · July 2014

She got sick of me borrowing her clothes

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