Why did the person above you dump you?

assthetik

i didnt thank her enough

YF92

She couldnt handle me laughing when she argues

Groovyca2022

I kept trying to take his sunglasses

YF92

She was offended that I asked to look at her profile

mybeesknees

Found out I wasn't the celebrity I've been impersonating.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She found out I was allergic to bees!

headofphat

She was spending too much money shipping the Colorado Coleslaw to me.

SugarBabyGirl

He was always trying interfere with my retail therapy sessions

L4manski

Her legs were too long...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didnt like me telling him that he always looked mad!

YF92

She found out that I bought a new phone without telling her

_Tink_

He said I was too old for him.

DenDweller

It was the right choice at the right time.

_Tink_

He was always so vague.

YF92

He said I was too old for him.

Because she lied about why I dumped her when we got back together and couldnt handle the stress that came from that lie

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I was definitely too old for him!

solarpower03

Didn't spot me on the bench

_Tink_

He said I was too tall for him. :brokenheart:

cranshinibon

Manscaping failed

KatieLouWho19

He was too sexy for me.

cami_toad

She couldn't handle the camel toe.

solarpower03

Refused to strut flaunting camel toe

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I kept asking him to show me his face!

YF92

I gave her a creepy smile

Rachinator92

Because I wouldn't wear sunglasses too. :glasses:

diespel

she couldnt get over the age difference

headofphat

He found out i was a dude when I took the wig and heels off.

I'm very convincing as a woman, not his fault.

solarpower03

Didn't spot me on the bench

ooBombshellBeautyoo

He did and didn't tell me why

TheRoadDog

She liked looking over her shoulder at me, but didn't like me looking over her shoulder.