Why did the person above you dump you?
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Her husband didn't like her in my bed0
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It all started going downhill after the bank heist in Raton, New Mexico...0
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I wouldn't help him sack and pillage a small country.0
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She thought my singing was awful.0
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Because I did help him sack nd pillage a small country...
"Gee Brain...what are we goin to do tomorrow night"...."same thing we do every nite pinky, try to take over the world"0 -
Cuz she types faster then me...damn...0
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She disliked mytypos.0
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She consulted a Ouija board, an oracle, tarot cards, mummified bones of a two-headed snake, the entrails of a virgin yak slaughtered at the last stroke of midnight and Dear Abby. They all agreed we should part ways.
I don't believe Dear Abby was being sincere. She always had it in for me.0 -
They dumped me cause they thought I was eating less than 1200 calories0
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She didn't like my reaction when she presented me with a cross-stitch that read "you're fair to middling".0
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Because he was sick of me running around the house at 6 am, singing The Sound of Music while making crappy dresses out of his nice curtains.0
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Ddnt like that i walked around shirtless0
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Ddnt like that i walked around shirtless
Well that doesn't sound like me...
He didn't like that I walk around naked.0 -
She gets scared when I'm annoyed and I make this sound: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e0_4dwF9A40
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I wouldn't rub his feet0
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Told me if I didn't eat anything but bacon for three months, they'd sneak extra calories into everything I ate, including my water. I was not okay with this.0
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they didnt really want a girlfriend right now0
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She was too clingy0
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I wanted a goodbye kiss everytime i went to shower0
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I kept doing join the dots on his tats0
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She said I was too serious0
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She didn't like my Honey Boo Boo obsession0
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she didn't like me watching footy!0
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My age.0
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She hated that my hair was prettier than hers0
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He couldn't beat me arm wrestling.0
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She eventually came to her senses.0
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He thought I was crazy0
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She said I was too tall..0
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Because every time I saw him I incessantly yelled, "This is SPARTA!" My bad . . .0
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