Why did the person above you dump you?

LightKBH2O

His directions were too complicated.

Phoenix__Rising

She didn't like my wardrobe.

jacques57

She told me to dress right or not at all, and I couldn't do either

Farah_akbar

He told me to STOP eating when he ate him self

airbearlover

She didn't like that I was a snacker. I don't like to sit for big meals.

Phoenix__Rising

She made me hungry 24\7 with all her snacking.

blueize70

I kept changing her favorite radio station.

Wasatcher

She didn't like my selfies....

PurringMyrrh

Because my boobs are the texture of jellyfish.

Phoenix__Rising

My affinity for nuts.

MissMCassidy

Because I have a 6 year olds sense of humor.

TX_Thundercat

She thought she was too mature for my 5 yr old sense of humor

MissMCassidy

Because I'm a adult woman addicted to show for teenagers.

Svanel

she just couldn't handle my friends

DenDweller

Her friends HATED me.

Svanel

lol I constantly craved chocolate ice cream

msbunnie68

would only eat chocolate icecream...even when I made her roasted balsamic strawberry vanilla bean icecream instead.

starseed777

She said that I had a VERY SHORT attention span

L4manski

Never paid attention...

Tinyfigure

He decided for Taco Bell instead

PurringMyrrh

I ate too much Taco Bell.

(Although, not any more since they changed the Cantina Bell items. *kitten*.)

Phoenix__Rising

I had a protein fart at the wrong moment. :huh:

jacques57

I wanted to play outside, and she wanted to play the sultry siren-singing blues.

Me2FitMe

he was still into Phoenix

MysteriousMerlin

I don't share my cookies :noway:

shadesof66

Because i was expelled from Hogwarts....:sad: :sad: :sad:

Phoenix__Rising

His magic backfired .. I couldn't be with a squirrel.

shadesof66

...and yet having squirreled my way into her ....she still dumped me because my nuts were just driving her crazy....:sad: :sad: :sad:

Veil5577

He wouldn't help me bury the body.

shadesof66

...because I was from Griffindor....not Slitherin....:sad: :sad: :sad: