Why did the person above you dump you?

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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,296 Member
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    I ate too much Taco Bell.

    (Although, not any more since they changed the Cantina Bell items. *kitten*.)
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    I had a protein fart at the wrong moment. :huh:
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    I wanted to play outside, and she wanted to play the sultry siren-singing blues.
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,284 Member
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    he was still into Phoenix
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
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    I don't share my cookies :noway:
  • shadesof66
    shadesof66 Posts: 75 Member
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    Because i was expelled from Hogwarts....:sad: :sad: :sad:
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    His magic backfired .. I couldn't be with a squirrel.
  • shadesof66
    shadesof66 Posts: 75 Member
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    ...and yet having squirreled my way into her :heart: ....she still dumped me because my nuts were just driving her crazy....:sad: :sad: :sad:
  • Veil5577
    Veil5577 Posts: 868 Member
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    He wouldn't help me bury the body.
  • shadesof66
    shadesof66 Posts: 75 Member
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    ...because I was from Griffindor....not Slitherin....:sad: :sad: :sad:
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    I went colorblind looking at his avatar. :glasses:
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
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    She said skittles were all the same color
  • PrincessEliNa
    PrincessEliNa Posts: 524 Member
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    My shoes were not as beautiful :(
  • Thatslimgal84
    Thatslimgal84 Posts: 152
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    i was not as pretty as her!
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
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    I took her mascara! by accident! lol it looked similar to mine!
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    She wouldn't look me in the eye
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    He stared in my eyes .. when I slept he even lifted my lids. :huh:
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    We are still seeing each other on the side...(sssshhhh)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was jealous because my lipstick was a much more vibrant blood red and hers was just plain ole cherry red :wink:
  • megan_h26
    megan_h26 Posts: 325 Member
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    She didn't

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