Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

:laugh: :bigsmile:

megan_h26

Did she?

Rocket_Man44

cause I cheated on her

Phoenix__Rising

My eating bad food made him crazy.

assthetik

i refused to wear pink

Jonesingmucho

He dumped me because I stole his mom's recipes so I could cook his favorite meals and pretend like I was a good cook :sad: ...it's a long story...I still can't look at chicken parm without weeping....

DaWayne360

She couldn't get along with my wife

Megan101792

I spent too much money on my lingerie

TheNewPriceIsLoading

Didn't like my having interest in her large lingerie collection

rectify_me

He couldn't keep up with me at the gym.

diespel

I had better legs

rectify_me

He wouldn't dump me no matter how good his legs look

chelseascounter

I lost their hoodie

GrnEyez88

I stole her glasses

mybeesknees

Left me for my sister, which is weird, because I don't have a sister.

bago08

Cause Im fat

Rjwilbur

because im skinny

Anahita_Swims

cause he realised my age

nekketwitch

cuz i was a girl, lol and i dont date girls,, lol even do you purdy,,lol not my kind of meat, hahahaha

assthetik

I lost track of what she was trying to stay

Anahita_Swims

i wouldn't get a tattoo

TwinkieDong

She got tired of Obama's politics and took it out on me because I am her american boyfriend.

Anahita_Swims

cause i didnt vote

L4manski

Cause she said I was too silly...

srr728

because i hid his glasses but then lost my own so I couldnt find either

assthetik

She kissed the neighbor at night thinking he was me

Megan101792

Because I wouldn't hold his hand when he was getting a tattoo

srr728

i colored in all his tattoos with when he was sleeping

Megan101792

Thought I was a guy

Phoenix__Rising

My lipstick ruined her sheets.