Why did the person above you dump you?

breesie11

She would always get frustrated with me over everything I did.

Spnneil06

I didn't treat her right and now I am sorry. Lost the best girl ever!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted Breesie back!

Spnneil06

breesie got jealous

territhefrog

She hated my lizard. That's ok....my dogs peed on her shoes.

assthetik

i spanked her hard and then made her go back home on a moped. That was the last straw for her

Spnneil06

But I'll call you tomorrow...He left a permanent mark on my butt!

_Tink_

He had a problem with my collection of paws. And tails.

territhefrog

She says that I farted on her in my sleep. I don't fart. I toot.

Spnneil06

didn't like my honesty

FabulousFantasticFifty

I kept telling her she had a problem with flatulence!

Fvaisey

I stalked her in the forums...

Spnneil06

He's a stalker!

Swaggs51

didnt want pleasure me 4-6 times a day

territhefrog

He said cougars scared him. Grow a pair, man!!!!

Groovyca2022

I didn't want to pleasure the selfish b@stard..4-6 x a day. wtf!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't take pleasure in my pleasure!

kendalslimmer

She said I was frigid.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

was frigid

Spnneil06

she was sooo cold...

Groovyca2022

I ate all the whipped cream

Spnneil06

I wouldn't let her put whip cream on me AGAIN, 4 times a day is my limit!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Spnneil06

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

I love disney, but she forces me to dress up every night as anna and act out Frozen. She has puppets for the other characters!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was too freaky for her comfort!

bmoncada1

She thought I couldn't handle the freakiness...but I can

Spnneil06

Well

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

I was too freaky for her comfort!

Well you were elsa I was anna and we kept waking up together!

DenDweller

I've got a mind for business and a body for, well, more business.

Groovyca2022

I only liked monkey business.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she wouldn't do monkey business in my creepy basement