Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wasn't weird enough to appreciate my weirdness!

inkedmommy67

I was a little too weird D=

_Tink_

She said I wasn't weird enough for her.

Anahita_Swims

cause i didn't have a hot enough body

inkedmommy67

Because I am a little too tall

ilfaith

@ rogue...I made one too many jokes about West Virginia

@ mama...what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas

mustlovecakes

I put her undies in dryer

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

I slept with her thinking I was cheating with her twin sister, and when I said, "Damn, you do that better than your sister!" she blew up and hit me with a shoe, telling me she did it like she always had and I just never noticed because I was probably too busy thinkng of her sister. She was right. We broke up the next day

assthetik

i didnt support her decision to get a boob reduction to alleviate her back pain

joeboland

Even after I put on the damn dress, he still said I wasn't pretty enough.

Groovyca2022

I would not let him wear my clothes

airdale8263

She didn't want to wear my football jersey

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I didn't share my diet with her.

territhefrog

Airdale...hated my football jersey. So did my work buddy.

Leo....he said I kept saying airdale's name in my sleep but he never got it on camera. I think he's full of beans.

airdale8263

She wanted to burn my football jersey!

territhefrog

He thought I wanted to burn his football jersey. Wrong. I gave it to my dogs to use as a blanket in their doggy bed.

airdale8263

I offered to buy a different doggy bed, so she didn't have to use my jersey.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't like the Team on his Jersey!

breesie11

I couldn't stop staring at her legs

justinitsul

She ONLY wore that Red dress

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't shave my legs everyday and they kept scratching her!

Fvaisey

I wanted to shave her legs...

whitlisd

I wanted to shave his beard...

Spnneil06

she has a strange shaving fetish, poor cat!

jacques57

She has good taste

territhefrog

I was afraid to go to Sea World with him in San Diego. They might mistake me for Shamu.

(btw...I was stationed in San Diego when I was in the Navy :happy: )

mbailey423

My big ears and flat nose.

ilfaith

Is that what he's telling people? Let me make it perfectly clear that I was the Dumper and he was the Dumpee.

Spnneil06

he loves pants..seriously 200 pairs and I asked for some closet space!

cklbrown

There was always a problem with our glasses!