Why did the person above you dump you?

Salvi30

He dumped me because I could not stand that color of purple on his wall

Fvaisey

Because I wear my sunglasses at night.

_Tink_

He could never see me at night with his sunglasses on, so he thought I left him.

tristan299

she was very deceptive

ThisCanadian

He realized just how much it snowed around here and ran away crying

siport

i was out playing in the snow more than i played with her apparently!

littlespooon

I mean that suit come on, handsome!

FabulousFantasticFifty

My hair wasn't long, thick and pretty like hers. :frown:

KatieKat1979

She only rocked red lipstick

jacques57

I never pooped at the office

territhefrog

My chameleon pooped in his shoes. A lot!

ncdougb

I wasn't mad on chameleions.

ThisCanadian

Said I only used him for his body

cmpnaz

Because I kept Shutting off the lights.... Know how Canadians are afraid of the Dark!

territhefrog

I kept saying boooooooooooooooooo like a ghost when he turned off the lights. Turns out he's afraid of the dark. Sissy!!!!!

cmpnaz

Because I kept frying up her relatives legs for dinners ... Yum! Yum! Frog Legs!

KatieKat1979

He asked if I wanted to "Dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight"...

cmpnaz

Because I gave her the satisfaction to think that she was actually the one doing the dumping...

therealblackdahlia

I wasn't his type

Saucy_lil_Minx

She kept taking my stuffie!!