Why did the person above you dump you?

kershaann

She forgot to ask for my stuff before the vegas trip

breesie11

She was anyways bossing me around. Then one day I told her to stop.

kershaann

And I cried:sad:

FabMeliO

Because she refused to stop wearing that sexy red dress and I'm insecure and possessive, I know she does it to get attention! :sad: :brokenheart: I think she cheated on me the entire time anyway.


See? Even now when I'm trying to post after her, another one of her admirers pops up before me :huh: . *jumps off bridge* :brokenheart:

breesie11

She killed herself....

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She killed others

breesie11

I didn't like bacon

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

It's such a shame, we liked each other except bacon.

breesie11

I tried to steal his bacon once... He threw me out on the street

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She tried to mess with my bacon.

breesie11

He was too possessive

kershaann

wouldn't eat my bacon

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Wouldn't stay in bed with me all day

kershaann

Tied me to the bed so I would stay with him

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Didn't like me tying her to bed.

LittleTonk1

I was sub enough for him

breesie11

I was the third wheel with him and Kershaann....they got tired of me

kershaann

She wouldn't climb my stripper pole

breesie11

she didn't like my striptease dance

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Wouldn't do lap dance for me

breesie11

I attempted to do a lap dance, but accidentially fell. He didn't like my clumsiness

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I told her to stop being clumsy, she didn't like it

breesie11

he always had to be in charge

kershaann

wouldn't wear the outfit I picked for the strip tease dance

breesie11

she wouldn't let me have my own style!!

kershaann

She wanted to wear a rockstar outfit

breesie11

I mocked her too often. She didn't find it funny

siport

i insisted she went comando

Groovyca2022

I would not let him use my phone....in the bathroom! no!

breesie11

she wanted me to lay off the caffeine