Why did the person above you dump you?

Joannah700

He borrowed my Honda and hasn't come back yet.

I think he'll come back. Right? I mean, it wasn't THAT long ago.

Jeep_This

I blamed him for ruining my clutch, thus voiding my warranty

NikiaSue

I said it wasn't his fault about the clutch

assthetik

i ttied to play footsie on our first date

La_Malfaisante

Found out he was a escort

Joannah700

She preferred to date escorts

Jeep_This

They found out they had to pay.

Ump78

My Jeep is better

FabulousFantasticFifty

My Bronco was waaay nicer than his Jeep!

Jeep_This

I had to tell him where the strike zone was.

La_Malfaisante

She hated tacos

Ump78

I told her Taco Bell wasn't fine dining

Jeep_This

I told him that Red Lobster wasn't fine dining, and he got offended.

Ump78

She likes her steak well done and I refused to ruin a ribeye

La_Malfaisante

Always talking about food

Jeep_This

She likes her steak well done and I refused to ruin a ribeye

That hurt.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I like my steak Medium rare!

Jeep_This

She likes her steak well done and I refused to ruin a ribeye

I kept accusing him of lying.

territhefrog

I lied. I really did like my dog better than I liked her dog.

siport

would not let me spoon them all night long