Why did the person above you dump you?

territhefrog

I laughed at the skid marks he left in his shorts when he worked out.

Hockey_Winger

I bought her a Go ARMY beat NAVY sweatshirt.... oops

ilfaith

I sent him to the penalty box for two minutes.

territhefrog

OOPS....Ok Hockey_Winger....(Army Mom, Navy Vet)

I kept the tshirt but I let my dogs pee on his shoes for being a smart *kitten*.:bigsmile:

ilfaith....I snored....at least that's what she said.

Aero1dynamic

She said she was sick of me watching A Few Good Men as if " it was the only thing missing in our relationship"

FabulousFantasticFifty

I wasn't a Tom Cruise Fan!

twinkleupgraded

I used her lipstick without asking.

funforsports

Hated the way I dressed

breesie11

I hated the way he was always lifting up his shirt to show off his abs.

territhefrog

She got mad at me for asking if I could rub baby oil on funforsports' abs.

breesie11

I was never good enough for her:sad:

jennifer_417

Kept stealing...ahem...borrowing that red dress and "forgetting" to return it!

breesie11

she was obsessed with cookie monster and forgot about me

LadyRN76

She was obsessed with jennifer_417's cookies

breesie11

She got mad that threw her butterfingers away

DenDweller

Let me tell you, I had it comin'.

LadyRN76

You know better than to mess with the butterfingers, Breesie...:grumble:

breesie11

I'm sorry...forgive me?:flowerforyou:

territhefrog

Breesie stole LadyRN's butterfingers......I let my dog lick them and gave them back. Someone told on me!!!!!! Who was it!??!!!

Salty_Sauce

Because I wouldn't Kik her

breesie11

because I kicked him...on accident

Anxieux

Because I wasn't ladyRN:sad:

LadyRN76

Well, duh.

breesie11

she would never do such a thing

moya_bleh

Because she wasn't digging the beard!

breesie11

I wanted to make his beard blue

Alastair007

Slept in the middle of the bed

breesie11

I didn't like to share

breesie11

he always wanted what I had.

Alastair007

grinding teeth whilst sleeping