Why did the person above you dump you?

LittleTonk1

He'd never do that

breesie11

She lived in denial about everything

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She denied everything but her version

LadyRN76

He couldn't get his "versions" to ever match up....

winf

she was way too suspicious

N2Couture

I wouldn't join their gym.

assthetik

i tied her up but forgot to untie and went on a business trip

N2Couture

When we made up, I tied him down and left him there all weekend. He was enraged.

winf

Because I wouldn't read 50 Shades of Gray

OhhNiff

Because I made fun of his username.

assthetik

double post

assthetik

she liked to lick everything and i got sick of cleaning up after her

OhhNiff

He has a problem with my licking.

N2Couture

SHe said I didn't do anything hard enough!

OhhNiff

Lol. She decided we were better off as friends.

P.S. I have missed you!

DenDweller

It was the least felonious of her options.

OhhNiff

I pretended not to know what felonious meant.

N2Couture

@Niff ..missed you too!

She liked them half my age. :sad:

winf

she preferred niff

OhhNiff

He didn't prefer Niff.

N2Couture

She found me secret tat!

OhhNiff

She wasn't over her ex.

N2Couture

I was eating in bed and it pissed her off.

breesie11

She didn't like my attitude

LadyRN76

I just wanted coffee... not attitude :drinker:

mrfreestyle

Honestly don't know

breesie11

I wasn't high maintenance enough for him

LadyRN76

She discovered I was super low maintenance. Quiet is good.

breesie11

I was too loud for her

siport

he wouldnt give me a piggy back up the hill