Why did the person above you dump you?

_Tink_

She had a problem with my clumsiness

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She thought I missed my date with her

_Tink_

He was mad that I wouldn't let him date other people

mybeesknees

Refused to take the purple haze trip while jamming out to Mr. Jimi Hendrix. :grumble:

mybeesknees

I was no longer getting the saluting salami. :sad:

Jeep_This

I was jealous of all his girlfriends.

MissMCassidy

Because i was jealous of her shades

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Because she was jealous of jeep this

Groovyca2022

I tried to give him turkey bacon

MissMCassidy

Because she was to busy giving Leon turkey bacon

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She didn't like me frying bacon in pork fat every meal.

MissMCassidy

Because he judged me for hating bacon

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She liked my sausage better than bacon.

MissMCassidy

Because he thought I liked sausage

_Tink_

She couldn't make up her mind about whether she liked sausage

MissMCassidy

Because her hair was prettier than mine

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was obsessed with tinkerbells hair

Groovyca2022

He would tease me with heavy cream shakes...:sad:

Jeep_This

I kept creeping on her admirers.

MissMCassidy

Her photos looked better than mine and she thought I was jealous

Building_Bulk

Thought I was one of groovy's admirers

Muscles_and_lipstick

I wouldn't share my sprinkles

Jeep_This

I didn't want her daughters following her healthy path...

MissMCassidy

@clann she wouldn't share her sprinkles

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She couldn't afford me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I apparently went broke being his Sugar Mama!

WorkoutJunkie1

cause I drank too much alcohol.

cakebatter07

Worked out too much and didn't pay attention to me.

JonDyn

it's wasn't so much a dumping as 'she forgot i existed', i think she was busying watching people work out

Spnneil06

He was so insecure about me forgetting about his existence it didn't work out!