Why did the person above you dump you?

Me2FitMe

Ummm... that was awkward... I prefer men

jacques57

I was neither classy nor smart-assy

_Tink_

I have no idea. I have it on good authority from the hot/bang/spank threads that I'm quite a catch.

jacques57

She knew I was "catch and release"

cklbrown

Because it takes me forever to respond to messages!

Spnneil06

I wouldn't share our glasses!

JustTheBeebs

i asked her to take her hat off

TheRoadDog

We couldn't come to an agreement on who was the spooner and who was the spoonee.

Badger_Girl99

I told him he was too brooding.

CharlieMurtagh

She always ate the skittle colours I wanted

SwedishSarah

I preferred toffee over skittles.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always eating all of my Heath and Skor bars and just leaving me the Skittles! :grumble:

breesie11

I've been trying to find out for months now :sad:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She never liked me.

Spnneil06

i asked her to take her hat off

Ha! That ended it fast!

breesie11

He kept saying I never liked him

ilfaith

She wanted me to go on a cruise with her...I said never again.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I could never get my abs quite as nice as hers!

breesie11

She was afraid of commitment

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wanted to be clingy.

LittleTonk1

He wouldn't give me space!

TheRoadDog

I gave her too much space.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was from outer space! :bigsmile:

lookinggoodkel

I couldn't handle his RoaDdog

breesie11

I wasn't serious enough for her

ShaeDetermined

I couldn't handle that she wore the red dress better than me

jacques57

She dumped me for being too old, too fishy, and too married.

LittleTonk1

Dunno, just glad he did as I was running out of excuses!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She ran out of excuses.

SwedishSarah

I didn't lift heavy enough.