Why did the person above you dump you?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I cut her hair when she was sleeping

assthetik

i didnt inform him before starting a bulk

xoAnnettexo

Yep. That would do it. lol

KoopaSix

Protein farts

Groovyca2022

I complained about his protein farts...

territhefrog

I pulled the blanket over her head after I farted. I ate a huge bowl of beans that night.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

I hid her face cream and would only give it back if she made me a sammich.

territhefrog

She didn't like the "additions" that I put in her sammich.
Allergies....AH CHOO!

Groovyca2022

Didn't want me to drink beer in the middle of the day...too bad.

cronly

She drank me under the table at the local watering hole. Embarrassed that I couldn't handle my liquor, she left me there alone, with the bar tab.

ilfaith

I stole their monocle and gave it to the dog.

SuperHero_Kitty

I became a crazy duck lady. :P

Jeep_This

I didn't like her cat.

SwedishSarah

I didn't own a Jeep.

Jeep_This

I didn't own a Jeep.

Got that right!:smokin:

She didn't like coffee.

Salty_Sauce

I kept asking to drive her jeep

Jeep_This

I wouldn't let him drive the Jeep, because he would screw up the clutch.

KoopaSix

Because I tried to talk her into taking off her sunglasses...she kept them on 24/7

Jeep_This

He kept wearing tight shirts, to attract all the "ladies"

Salvi30

She was jealous of my super awesome sunglasses

assthetik

i just mentioned Japanese rain goggles to her and she got furious

Salty_Sauce

I kept offering him shirts

FabulousFantasticFifty

I kept buying him combs!

assthetik

i kept asking her to do her kegels regularly :P

FabulousFantasticFifty

He got tired of my hugs! :ohwell:

assthetik

FabulousFantasticFifty

LOL! :laugh:

I was much too rough with him!

Fvaisey

I wasn't rough enough with her....

Jeep_This

He was just not that into me.

ilfaith

I tried to make her wear a sundress...then she got all confused.