Why did the person above you dump you?

janine2355

lol! we fought over who's cleavage was better

mopar_lover

I left some drool on the front of her tank top

airdale8263

he didn't like that I didn't care for dodge's

mopar_lover

cuz he keeps getting between me and who I'm talking to

PS. thems fightin' words

janine2355

red wasn't my favorite color

llUndecidedll

He didn't want me to have sex with her in the sex shop.

territhefrog

I hid their six inch spike sex shoes.

mopar_lover

ran over the shoes and got flat tires

territhefrog

He ran over my shoes so I stole his boxers.

NikiaSue

Then I stole the boxers

moijo6

she found out was straight..just curious lol

N2Couture

She didn't like my music.

territhefrog

No one likes my music. They call me an 80s dork.:sad:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She worried too much about what others called her.

N2Couture

I forgot his name. :huh:

airdale8263

She kept calling me a different name.

Chalk_Slinger

I dyed his goatee using Kool Aid as a prank and the red lasted for MONTHS

territhefrog

I don't know.....something about me screaming out some other man's name in my sleep.

Chalk_Slinger

I exposed her as a cyborg with laser eyes!

territhefrog

I kept hiding the tv remote so I could watch Game of Thrones. Cyborgs love that show.