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Why did the person above you dump you?
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I didn't like any of the power rangers0
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She found out my alter ego was captain hook
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beacause I tied him up and spanked him ;-)0
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She realized being gay wasn't her thing.0
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beacuse she presumed wrongly ;-P0
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She felt like a third wheel during our 3somes0
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he couldn't keep up with my fiction addiction0
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She's a Ravenclaw. I'm a Gryffindor. Need I say more?
(yeah ok I went on Pottermore and got placed too. I admit I am a HP dork too)0 -
Because I covered her face with a towl0
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He didn't like the clothes I bought him0
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I didn't like her taste in clothes0
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She thought I couldn't keep up with her....at the gym0
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I whined at the gym, "I wanna go home!"0
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I accidentally stepped on her Aviators, all 15 pair!0
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I didn't even understand what an aviator is!0
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She didn't find me so groovy. :sad:0
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I wanted to stay home on a Friday night.0
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I wasn't black and white enough for her0
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I didn't want her 4-wheeling in a dress.0
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Because I liked my Bronco better than her Jeep!
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I was more of a sports car guy0
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Because I detest Sports Cars!0
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Because I baked cupcakes with ExLax frosting as she complained of constipation and I just wanted to help. How was I supposed to know she had a funeral THAT day!!! Needless to say, there was little crying and lots of gagging and screaming at that maudlin affair0
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Because he told me that story0
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She wanted me to tell her stories all day long.0
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Ate his bacon... 0
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I didn't buy her donuts0
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I laughed at his dance moves.0
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Because she said I live in a poor neighborhood.0
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Put his hand a bowl of warm water while he was sleeping.0
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