Why did the person above you dump you?

johnmurphymfp

I used the placemats in the garage

FabulousFantasticFifty

I threw his place mats in the Dumpster!

johnmurphymfp

Because I went and got them out of the dumpster and put them back on the dinner table.

territhefrog

I cooked his dinner in motor oil. Sorry about that. I ran out of vegetable oil.

NikiaSue

I used up most of the vegetable oil baking cakes

CPrun1

I wouldn't eat the cakes she baked

NikiaSue

I threw a cake at him since he would not eat ot

ThisCanadian

She wasted cake. CAKE!

odywithaj

she ate all the cake...

NikiaSue

She got mad at me for throwing my cake

CPrun1

used all the oil making cakes

airdale8263

would not hand me a cake but kept throwing them.

findingmarina

Because I wouldn't massage his feet

20Grit

She said I was too old... :ohwell:

CPrun1

I acted like a kid

ThisCanadian

I was too old

robinkelly25

Said I spent too much time watching HGTV

Nurse_Christy

He didn't get the MLB Network.

Building_Bulk

I didn't know how to pole dance.