Why did the person above you dump you?

QuiznatoddBidness

I wouldn't get off the chin up bar so she could use it.

whovian67

Because I wanted to go to a nicer hotel.

carriekwi

Because I own a chain of shady hotels.

assthetik

bcuz i asked her to buy kegel weights from amazon

Jennifer10723

because I wanted my name in his stars

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't want stardom! and she always had her head in the clouds!

Alisontheice

Cause I kept asking to borrow her lipstick and wouldn't return it

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I didn't like sharing my lipstick! She'd never return it, I felt naked and couldn't leave the house!

FabulousFantasticFifty

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territhefrog

I hid her invisible ink.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I would use invisible ink on notes to my other Lover!

Jacwhite22

Because I criticized her photo prowess.

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He said I took too many selfies.

odusgolp

She beat my *kitten*.

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Because I wouldn't wear purple

LoneWolf_70

because my banana hammock was purple.

cnadiger

Because he wore a banana hammock in public. And I said," just--no."

siport

didnt like my mankini

NurseGetHealthy216

I drew the line when he put a collar and told me to bark like a dog lol

odusgolp

has a purple wall.

FabulousFantasticFifty

His Mankini looked better than my Bikini!

jfbisbee

what! you dumped me. when did that happen?

siport

he had a white board im more of a black board guy, so i can scrape my fingers down it ;p

TwinkieDong

he found out I wasnt gay.

KelARita7

I found out about his previous relationship and wondered if he was gay

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wasn't sure If I was Gay or Not! Because I am always Happy!!! :bigsmile:

courtneyferrua

Too bad it was true, and dressed better than you.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I never understood her because she always spoke in rhymes!

funforsports

Said I didn't have enough layers.