Why did the person above you dump you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I said "Get real" one too many times!

territhefrog

I got real and it scared the crap out of her.

Salvi30

I wasn't weird enough

SugarBabyGirl

I was a little to crazy for her

dinadeee

I annoyed her.

_Tink_

She said I was too bossy.

TheNewPriceIsLoading

She said I didn't care about her anymore. So not true either!

territhefrog

I shaved half his mustache off when he was sleeping.

GoingSlightlyMad

She borrowed my razor and later on she said it was my fault that she broke up with some guy.

ChelseaHotel2

Because I was two-timing with the person below me

_BlueGreyGreen_

Because she was two timing with the person above her

Cerakoala

because I said I didn't like his singing

Building_Bulk

I wouldn't share my chocolate waffles.

ilfaith

My kids kept stealing his waffles

VintageBubbles

I ate all of her peanut butter

Building_Bulk

She found out I had a secret stash of PB that I didn't tell her about

LadyRN76

He didn't read the contract that specifically stated all PB must be shared.

swimmingcarp

I burned that contract.

mcpostelle

@LadyRN76 She hated my possessiveness of MY PB.

@Swimmingcarp I stole all her make-up.


Edit: to fix recipients.

cklbrown

I don't wear any make up

mcpostelle

I ate all of her cheese out of her cheese stash.

funforsports

Wouldn't tell her where I buried the bone.

SugarBabyGirl

He was always hiding stuff and forgetting where he put it.

cklbrown

She would not play hide and seek

SheBeButLittleSheisFierce

She was a packers fan....

territhefrog

I stole the batteries out of her game controllers. And her wireless mouse. And "other things".

DenDweller

She argued I had issues. I always contended she needed to see a head shrink.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I wasn't willing to have my head shrunk!

GoingSlightlyMad

She said I was too immature.

_Tink_

Said I wasn't immature enough.