Why did the person above you dump you?

CPrun1

I said something bad about the yankees

Joannah700

I asked if baseball was the one with touchdowns

territhefrog

I wouldn't share my supplies for the zombie apocalypse.

Joannah700

My only talent for surviving the zombie apocalypse is pie making. Apparently that's not 'good enough'. :kicks shoe:

Bageeeta

I was always in the "zone".

AshleyM71

I kept having toga malfunctions

bassman92

I altered her togas

Bageeeta

I always caught bigger fish

Joannah700

I covered my eyes during the last season of Spartacus.

Bageeeta

I wouldn't share my maple bacon donut!

Joannah700

I withheld making special k crusted french toast.

Bageeeta

She found out that the helmet wasn't mine...

bassman92

Because I only ate the crust...couldn't help it ....it was special

bassman92

oops

Joannah700

He made a mess of breakfast.

mopar_lover

didn't like the breakfast I made

Joannah700

didn't let me eat breakfast in the car

Bageeeta

Well.. its a long story but its all her fault!!

Joannah700

Something about the flux time capacitor impacting the properties of maple bacon donuts.

I don't really know.


...Plus, I stole his helmet.

Bageeeta

I asked her to sharpen my spear.. I mean it was only once! Geeeezzzz (what a drama queen)