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Why did the person above you dump you?
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I wanted to wait till the 3rd date before having sex.0
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I shopped at thrift stores
because she found out I got my hat at a thrift store0 -
@ DM No, I wanted to wait til we got married!!!!0
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okay, okay...the truth. she dumped me because i was applying too much pressure. I couldn't wait. I'm a 46 year old virgin, I need action. Now.0
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okay, okay...the truth. she dumped me because i was applying too much pressure. I couldn't wait. I'm a 46 year old virgin, I need action. Now.
No! You dumped me! Just admit it.0 -
because we argued. All. The. Effing. Time.0
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^^^ that!0
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I kept leaving pamphlets for anger management, therapy and cooking lessons in her purse, her car and her home.
She's a good cook.
But I was hoping she would make me sandwiches.0 -
She kept trying to make me a better person, but I wasn't having it.0
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Because I rode her Jeep Too Hard !0
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He borrowed my Honda and hasn't come back yet.
I think he'll come back. Right? I mean, it wasn't THAT long ago.0 -
I blamed him for ruining my clutch, thus voiding my warranty0
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I said it wasn't his fault about the clutch0
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i ttied to play footsie on our first date0
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Found out he was a escort0
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She preferred to date escorts0
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They found out they had to pay.0
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My Jeep is better0
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My Bronco was waaay nicer than his Jeep!0
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I had to tell him where the strike zone was.0
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She hated tacos0
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I told her Taco Bell wasn't fine dining0
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I told him that Red Lobster wasn't fine dining, and he got offended.0
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She likes her steak well done and I refused to ruin a ribeye0
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Always talking about food0
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She likes her steak well done and I refused to ruin a ribeye
That hurt.0 -
I like my steak Medium rare!0
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She likes her steak well done and I refused to ruin a ribeye
I kept accusing him of lying.0 -
I lied. I really did like my dog better than I liked her dog.0
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would not let me spoon them all night long0
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