Why did the person above you dump you?

SubZeroDude

I got sick of letting her win at poker

edit: jwats8, didnt see other post lol

SubZeroDude

^^ ITS SCULPTING CREAM NOT HAIR GEL, GAWSH :brokenheart: :sad:

janine2355

He didn't like the Idea that I saved all of my ex boyfriends shirts and wore one to bed each night,:sad:

_BlueGreyGreen_

We kept arguing over which was the best scene in Pee Wees Big Adventure

libbydoodle11

I hog all of the covers

SubZeroDude

Claimed I was too young for her

janine2355

We kept arguing over which was the best scene in Pee Wees Big Adventure

I love you!!!! SO adorable

_BlueGreyGreen_

Is this something you would like to share with the rest of us Amazing Larry?

_BlueGreyGreen_

Sorry...carry on!

janine2355

Sorry...carry on!

HAHAHAHAHA!! Good night.

FrozenSongBird

Because im Pink

_BlueGreyGreen_

Because I was Blue

Alisontheice

I called him a smurf

territhefrog

I put super glue in her belly button.

SubZeroDude

I stepped on her chameleon

infinitevast

I messed up his hair

territhefrog

I hid her eyeliner.

sw33tp3a11

I ate all her skittles

karakatmartini

I used all the shampoo

Joannah700

I replaced her shampoo with Purell.

karakatmartini

I tinted her car windows with my sharpie

Jennkies

I kept using her rainbow beach towel without asking

territhefrog

My dog told me she was going to dump me.....so I ran away.

sw33tp3a11

Her dog hated my dog

Svanel

that dog... lol :P

assthetik

She caught me and the dog peeing together out in the open

karakatmartini

he caught me wearing his favorite t- shirt to bed

territhefrog

I over bleached her ex-boyfriend's favorite t-shirt that she used to wear to bed. On purpose. That'll teach her for keeping her exes old stuff.
And I want my towel back!

Tao56

I served her up a plate of frogs legs

Shimmer_7

She wouldn't rub oil on me