Why did the person above you dump you?
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I kept applying too much oil0
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he caught me rubbing the right amount of oil on Shimmer0
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I didn't like rubbing oil!0
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She didn't want me to be the step father of her kids, who are my age and older.0
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He just wasn't that into me, and something about not enough color in my wardrobe?0
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I tried on her hat and she did not like that one bit0
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HEY!!! Don't rub it in!!!She didn't want me to be the step father of her kids, who are my age and older.
@Texas- He got mad when I told him he couldn't wear my flowered hats in Public!0 -
cause she didnt see me in school term time0
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I wasn't cool enough0
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I switched the cream in his Oreo's with toothpaste. What? He had stanky breath!0
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I didn't like the toothpaste.0
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They were addicted to midget porn0
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She couldn't tolerate my obsession with leather x0
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Wasn't into my obsession with golf!0
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They were more interested in the guy next door.0
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I gave her fertilizer as an anniversary gift0
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I figured out that she was trying to poison me and wouldn't eat her fertilizer laced chocolates!0
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her sex toys involed plungers and turtle wax which I would not be a part of0
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My legs are not as long as hers0
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She left me for another girl with shorter legs0
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She left me for another girl with shorter arms.0
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we use to keep track of each other's moles but i forgot her count after a while0
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I got mad when He stopped slapping my *ss0
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@asstehetic: I sharpied a constellation on his back with his moles...just before his fitness competition.
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@NikkiSue: I sharpied a mustache on her...just before a big meeting0 -
He dumped me...0
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well seems i was trying to date all three of them and they found out0
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I bought my under garments from Walmart0
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didn't respect my job as a walmart greeter0
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I refused to shop at Walmart.0
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I shopped at thrift stores0
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