Why did the person above you dump you?

FrozenSongBird

I didn't laugh at his jokes =(

ilfaith

I kept begging her to sing me lullabies to fall asleep and she got sick of it.

_Figgzie_

I kept fainting when I looked at her birth certificate

KatieKat1979

He kicked me off his friends list.

L4manski

She was stalking the people on my friends list...

Joannah700

He thought I was mocking him when I invited him to join my 'air' band.

I thought he'd be great at the air guitar.

I really did.

Building_Bulk

I was a terrible roadie for her air band. Kept dropping and breaking all the air guitars. :sad:

cklbrown

Because my daughter made fun of his jokes! :laugh:

Skinny_minny_mo

because i made 'your mother' jokes back to her daughter.

velocityc6

our dogs clashed

Alisontheice

I said it's me or the dog....he chose the dog.

territhefrog

My dog peed in her hair when she was sleeping.

Alisontheice

She chose the dog. seems to be a trend

diespel

didnt like tats

Alisontheice

He ran off with his tattoo artist.

territhefrog

She thought I was a tattoo artist. I'm not. I just have a tattoo.

Saucy_lil_Minx

Because I don't have a tattoo

Alisontheice

The dog, always the dog. I mean it's.cute and all

Joannah700

She forgot I was around, and left with someone else when we were at dinner.

She may be back....right?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I never came back!

cklbrown

Because I almost forgot to wish her a happy birthday!

johnmurphymfp

Because I wet my fingers and touched her glasses. :laugh:

territhefrog

I kept yanking on his chin hair.

Shimmer_7

I didn't like her cat

johnmurphymfp

I painted over the pink wall

Alisontheice

I admit...I was too needy

islander_2013

i kept stealing her razors

Tao56

I didn't return his calls

islander_2013

i hogged all of the bed sheets

Alisontheice

He didn't like the pink sheets I chose