Why did the person above you dump you?
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I forgot the handcuffs at home0
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I lost the keys to his handcuffs.0
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I kept escaping from the handcuffs0
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My library books were way overdue.:devil:0
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Itook all the library books...and I'm never giving them back!
You dump me, and this is what happens, library fines.0 -
She finally figured out that I checked out the library books on HER library card and she had to pay the library fines.0
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She was always at the library and got upset when I told her the library was closed on Sundays.0
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I kept drawing eyes around his nipples and lips around his belly button when he slept. He didn't find it funny when he took a selfie and his belly was smiling at him.0
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I painted mustaches on all her mirrors so she looked like Groucho Marx in the morning.
I guess that was a bad idea.0 -
I'm insatiable... She couldn't bake enough pie to keep me satisfied.0
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I kept mixing up the sugar and salt when I baked pies for her. OOPS.0
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She couldn't keep up with me0
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He dumped me because I wasn't black enough lol0
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She dumped me because I am a control freak xx0
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Because I didn't like being controlled..0
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Because I didn't like being controlled..
Have you tried it lol0 -
I guess it would have to depend on WHEN the controlling took place. Running my day to day life? Hell no.0
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I could never get him to just wear the tie0
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I didn't own any ties0
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I stole his head razor0
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Because I wouldn't shave everything...0
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He wouldn't do as he was told.0
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She didn't like it when I didn't listen to her outlandish requests.0
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I keep telling him that he should be in a Nike or Gatorade advertisement.0
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She was tired of people thinking she was my mother.0
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she was out of my league0
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Discovered I was actually a guy in a sting operation before I could make the arrest0
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He said cougars are too much for him.0
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She wasn't into women0
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Because I would watch the episodes of Lost we had planned to watch together before she got home from work all the time.0
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