Why did the person above you dump you?

Ump78

I wouldn't share my Doritos

Isakizza

Because I'll never give up my PIZZA!

N2Couture

She preferred the modern Melrose Place and said I was too
old with my original MP.

Mahmoud_Shalaby

WHY??!! WHY DID YOU DUMP ME??!! *sits in the corner crying*

liftnlove_

Because he couldn't stop thinking about flaming hot Phoenix!!!

Joannah700

No idea, I thought we were going to be besties forever....I even gave her her a necklace that said besties 4-Eva

territhefrog

I thought the new brush she bought was for my dog. It wasn't. OOPS.

Joannah700

She caught me glaring at her dog

_BlueGreyGreen_

I spilled merlot on her white dress

Joannah700

I nagged him about his secrets

Chieflrg

My breath was too warm on her neck when I leaned down to whisper secrets...

Joannah700

I thought he was a vampire and ate too much garlic :oops:

_BlueGreyGreen_

I told her my secrets and it scared her away

Joannah700

My secret life as a spy drove us apart. Our secrets didn't mesh. But we'll always have Brussels.

Alisontheice

She kept wanting to go to Brussels. I got tired of Brussels

Joannah700

I keep going to Brussels for the waffles and she likes pancakes

territhefrog

She found out I was a vampire. Oh and I like french toast.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I didn't like sharing my blood or my French toast!

_Lovely77_

she only wanted me for my french toast

Joannah700

I ate all her French toast. It was delicious!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't go for Red Heads:ohwell:

elephant2mouse

I refused to wear matching outfits every time we went out.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I gave up Bacon!

mopar_lover

cuz I like my bacon crisp and she doesn't like bacon at all.

Tao56

Because he has no class lol

tomlockhart

I was too forward!

Tao56

Because he looks like Michael Buble, but he couldn't sing

_Tink_

She said she didn't like girls after all

TheNewPriceIsLoading

She didn't like my Bachelor Pad...

Alisontheice

There wasn't room for me in his bachelor pad.