Why did the person above you dump you?

territhefrog

I punched him for looking at other women's cleavage.

mopar_lover

wanted to look at her's and she wouldn't let me.

llUndecidedll

Being an equal opportunity supporter, I had her arrested for domestic violence.

janine2355

I didn't look like an ANIMA character

_BlueGreyGreen_

I didn't share my alcohol when she had none

janine2355

lol!!!!! He was a womanizer-oh, and he didn't share his drink with me knowing I wanted one!

mopar_lover

I'd have given her one, but I don't drink and drive.

Nurse_Christy

I'm a Chevy girl.

mopar_lover

cuz she's a chevy girl, poor thing.

Building_Bulk

@christy - Her hat says it all

janine2355

I hate baseball

airdale8263

Didn't understand anything about hockey.

Nurse_Christy

I just like hockey for the fights.

NikiaSue

Said I was turned on by hockey players cause they're rough...

airdale8263

Said I only talked about sports

janine2355

couldn't get past the fact that I ran a sex shop in our house!

airdale8263

would not cut me in on the profits from the businees

NikiaSue

I showed my @ss because I wasnt included in sex shop

janine2355

her cleavage was better than mine

NikiaSue

I thought her cleavage was better

janine2355

lol! we fought over who's cleavage was better

mopar_lover

I left some drool on the front of her tank top

airdale8263

he didn't like that I didn't care for dodge's

mopar_lover

cuz he keeps getting between me and who I'm talking to

PS. thems fightin' words

janine2355

red wasn't my favorite color

llUndecidedll

He didn't want me to have sex with her in the sex shop.

territhefrog

I hid their six inch spike sex shoes.

mopar_lover

ran over the shoes and got flat tires

territhefrog

He ran over my shoes so I stole his boxers.

NikiaSue

Then I stole the boxers