Why did the person above you dump you?

territhefrog

She thought I was too high maintenance.

Joannah700

I kept insisting if they held still I could make them a prince.


But no, Terri was too good for Burger King hats...

bassman92

She didn't like maintainance men.....my timing is off tonight...lol

_Tink_

He said I was high maintenance. Lies!

Groovyca2022

I refused to walk around in my underwear.. I can't go the grocery store like that. lol

assthetik

I came home to find her practicing naked yoga with an indian guru. I confronted her

_Tink_

He had a problem with my naked yoga.

FabulousFantasticFifty

It was ok for her to do Yoga nude with the Guru, but a big deal when I started to!

territhefrog

I took nude photos of the guru.

Joannah700

Set up a scam as a yoga guru

_Tink_

She found my nekkid yoga pics

SugarBabyGirl

I wouldn't do nekkid yoga

assthetik

I neverr got to see her downward dog

territhefrog

I stared at his upward dog too much. :blushing:

Joannah700

Something about my ruining her concentration during yoga class.... and I'm a girl.

NurseGetHealthy216

Couldn't stop fighting over hair products

singing_firefighter

Wait? She dumped me??? OMG!!!:sad:

territhefrog

He didn't like losing at the duck face selfie contests.

mopar_lover

I couldn't make a duck face

ilfaith

I didn't love mopar

CPrun1

I bought HoHo's instead of Yodels! Who knew?

glenmchale

was bothered about different cream filled snacks......

_Tink_

Said I was too focused on cream filled snacks.

JeffMeehan

she was going to trade me for a box of cream filled snacks!

dknight36

Said I was too feminine :-(

WhatAnAss

The Magic 8 ball said YES

assthetik

she saw me with my batman briefs on and got mad

methodman78

My prison tats were not as good as his

Return_of_the_Big_Mac

mine was bigger than his

glenmchale

his was bigger than mine...... username that is :laugh: