Why did the person above you dump you?

territhefrog · September 2014

She thought I was too high maintenance.

Joannah700 · September 2014

I kept insisting if they held still I could make them a prince.

But no, Terri was too good for Burger King hats...

bassman92 · September 2014

She didn't like maintainance men.....my timing is off tonight...lol

_Tink_ · September 2014

He said I was high maintenance. Lies!

Groovyca2022 · September 2014

I refused to walk around in my underwear.. I can't go the grocery store like that. lol

assthetik · September 2014

I came home to find her practicing naked yoga with an indian guru. I confronted her

_Tink_ · September 2014

He had a problem with my naked yoga.

FabulousFantasticFifty · September 2014

It was ok for her to do Yoga nude with the Guru, but a big deal when I started to!

territhefrog · September 2014

I took nude photos of the guru.

Joannah700 · September 2014

Set up a scam as a yoga guru

_Tink_ · September 2014

She found my nekkid yoga pics

SugarBabyGirl · September 2014

I wouldn't do nekkid yoga

assthetik · September 2014

I neverr got to see her downward dog

territhefrog · September 2014

I stared at his upward dog too much. :blushing:

Joannah700 · September 2014

Something about my ruining her concentration during yoga class.... and I'm a girl.

NurseGetHealthy216 · September 2014

Couldn't stop fighting over hair products

singing_firefighter · September 2014

Wait? She dumped me??? OMG!!!:sad:

territhefrog · September 2014

He didn't like losing at the duck face selfie contests.

mopar_lover · September 2014

I couldn't make a duck face

ilfaith · September 2014

I didn't love mopar

CPrun1 · September 2014

I bought HoHo's instead of Yodels! Who knew?

glenmchale · September 2014

was bothered about different cream filled snacks......

_Tink_ · September 2014

Said I was too focused on cream filled snacks.

JeffMeehan · September 2014

she was going to trade me for a box of cream filled snacks!

dknight36 · September 2014

Said I was too feminine :-(

WhatAnAss · September 2014

The Magic 8 ball said YES

assthetik · September 2014

she saw me with my batman briefs on and got mad

methodman78 · September 2014

My prison tats were not as good as his

Return_of_the_Big_Mac · September 2014

mine was bigger than his

glenmchale · September 2014

his was bigger than mine...... username that is :laugh:

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