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Why did the person above you dump you?
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We got caught doing the horizontal hokey pokey.......in the bathroom of a grocery store. He said I made too much noise.0
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she loved the dog more than me
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because she realized I was out of my league0
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I was inside the fence and he was out!0
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because she didn't see the open gate to let her on the other side0
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I hid his sunglasses.0
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because she didn't believe that my eyes are sensitive to bright light0
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He could only look at me with his Shades on!0
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because I was only wearing the shades0
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I kept emergency drug test urine samples in the fridge next to her lemonade and clearly labeled them but she lost her glasses!!!0
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I broke all the chalk in the box!0
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I kept borrowing her shoes without asking.0
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For a gag I replaced all her birth control pills with peppermint Tic Tacs0
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I used his hair brush to use on my dog0
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I'm allergic to dogs0
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His dog's hair was nicer than mine!0
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I was using her lipstick to draw hopscotch on the sidewalk. sorry. :blushing:0
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I took one of his bracelets.0
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A disagreement about placemats0
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I hate placemats and she'd always insist on them!0
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I used the placemats in the garage0
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I threw his place mats in the Dumpster!0
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Because I went and got them out of the dumpster and put them back on the dinner table.0
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I cooked his dinner in motor oil. Sorry about that. I ran out of vegetable oil.0
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I used up most of the vegetable oil baking cakes0
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I wouldn't eat the cakes she baked0
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I threw a cake at him since he would not eat ot0
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She wasted cake. CAKE!0
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she ate all the cake...0
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She got mad at me for throwing my cake0
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