Why did the person above you dump you?

territhefrog

We got caught doing the horizontal hokey pokey.......in the bathroom of a grocery store. He said I made too much noise.

findingmarina

she loved the dog more than me

BigDaddyD72

because she realized I was out of my league

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was inside the fence and he was out!

BigDaddyD72

because she didn't see the open gate to let her on the other side

territhefrog

I hid his sunglasses.

BigDaddyD72

because she didn't believe that my eyes are sensitive to bright light

FabulousFantasticFifty

He could only look at me with his Shades on!

BigDaddyD72

because I was only wearing the shades

Chalk_Slinger

I kept emergency drug test urine samples in the fridge next to her lemonade and clearly labeled them but she lost her glasses!!!

Saucy_lil_Minx

I broke all the chalk in the box!

ilfaith

I kept borrowing her shoes without asking.

Chalk_Slinger

For a gag I replaced all her birth control pills with peppermint Tic Tacs

johnmurphymfp

I used his hair brush to use on my dog

ThisCanadian

I'm allergic to dogs

FabulousFantasticFifty

His dog's hair was nicer than mine!

johnmurphymfp

I was using her lipstick to draw hopscotch on the sidewalk. sorry. :blushing:

LightKBH2O

I took one of his bracelets.

cronly

A disagreement about placemats

FabulousFantasticFifty

I hate placemats and she'd always insist on them!

johnmurphymfp

I used the placemats in the garage

FabulousFantasticFifty

I threw his place mats in the Dumpster!

johnmurphymfp

Because I went and got them out of the dumpster and put them back on the dinner table.

territhefrog

I cooked his dinner in motor oil. Sorry about that. I ran out of vegetable oil.

NikiaSue

I used up most of the vegetable oil baking cakes

CPrun1

I wouldn't eat the cakes she baked

NikiaSue

I threw a cake at him since he would not eat ot

ThisCanadian

She wasted cake. CAKE!

odywithaj

she ate all the cake...

NikiaSue

She got mad at me for throwing my cake