Why did the person above you dump you?

sw33tp3a11

She disliked my love for coconut

LylooFit

Dammit, quit dumping me!

She was more beautiful than me

territhefrog

I kept setting the bathroom scale to read a higher number.

BigDaddyD72

because i said me or the dog. she chose the dog.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like my Dog!

sw33tp3a11

My dog didn't get along with her dog

funforsports

Said I was a dog.

territhefrog

He didn't like that I cuddled with my dog.

sw33tp3a11

I told her she smelled like wet dog.

kimswisher

I kissed too many frogs and have turned into a toad.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I wasn't into Amphibians only Reptiles!

icu814me2

She saw me naked!

territhefrog

He saw ME naked. And cried like a little girl.

territhefrog

I wasn't into Amphibians only Reptiles!

My chameleon bit her.

jacques57

She wanted me to be French, and I told her I was born in the little French village of Pittsburgh.

territhefrog

I sat on his fez.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

I said clunge too often

SwedishSarah

I always bought her red roses....I found out too late that those were not her favorite color.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I had no idea what "clunge" is and she said it often!

thinklivebefree

She tell me seh di buddy too big!