Why did the person above you dump you?

CPrun1

I said something bad about the yankees

Joannah700

I asked if baseball was the one with touchdowns

territhefrog

I wouldn't share my supplies for the zombie apocalypse.

Joannah700

My only talent for surviving the zombie apocalypse is pie making. Apparently that's not 'good enough'. :kicks shoe:

Bageeeta

I was always in the "zone".

AshleyM71

I kept having toga malfunctions

bassman92

I altered her togas

Bageeeta

I always caught bigger fish

Joannah700

I covered my eyes during the last season of Spartacus.

Bageeeta

I wouldn't share my maple bacon donut!

Joannah700

I withheld making special k crusted french toast.

Bageeeta

She found out that the helmet wasn't mine...

bassman92

Because I only ate the crust...couldn't help it ....it was special

bassman92

oops

Joannah700

He made a mess of breakfast.

mopar_lover

didn't like the breakfast I made

Joannah700

didn't let me eat breakfast in the car

Bageeeta

Well.. its a long story but its all her fault!!

Joannah700

Something about the flux time capacitor impacting the properties of maple bacon donuts.

I don't really know.


...Plus, I stole his helmet.

Bageeeta

I asked her to sharpen my spear.. I mean it was only once! Geeeezzzz (what a drama queen)

Joannah700

I refused to sharpen his sword without proper instruction.


And I might have eaten all the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms.

Bageeeta

She found out that I licked (tasted) all of the marshmallows in the Lucky Charms and then put them back... (I didn't know she was gonna eat them all!)

Joannah700

He was a cereal killer.



I'm sorry I couldn't resist.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's always messin with MY cereal and I got mad so started hiding it!

territhefrog

She hid all the cereal so I hid all the toilet paper.

Joannah700

I used all the toilet paper when I decorated the house 3 doors down that housed a cereal killer.

FabulousFantasticFifty

LOL! :laugh: "Cereal Killer"

She was making me broke always buying TP and then when I ran out of money she dumped me :sad:

assthetik

She had no money so i had to get into prostitution to support us. Suddenly i wasnt good enough for her

Joannah700

I thought prostitution was a bar on 17th street and introduced him to my uncle... the cop.

ilfaith

I couldn't pay for his services.