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Why did the person above you dump you?
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Because I asked her if she was friends with Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater...0
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Because Peter Peter Pumpkin /eater is my cousin0
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I was too "spicy"0
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She just wasn't into sharing0
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I kept trying to borrow her clothes0
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See the other slice of cake in the picture of her above? It WAS mine.
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He got mad because I wouldn't share my sweets!0
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She wasn't sweet enough0
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I put ex lax in his protein shakes. And then I hid all the toilet paper. But I only did it because he took my bacon!0
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Because she doesn't know a good thing when she sees it. *flips hair* :laugh:0
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She found out I really was not a Celine Dion fan
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Ho loved his dog more!
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His heart was still with Assthetik0
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she wouldnt share the chair0
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I asked him to put clothes on!0
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he walked in on me and his dog cuddling in his absence
@fab she found out it wasnt the dog peeing on her shoes
That was not "cuddling" but whatever. You still have my heart but we must go our separate ways.
@Assthetik- He had a problem with Incontinence
@Tinkerbell- I found out she still had issues with her old boyfriend.
Wow that went fast!!!
@Mel- She didn't like me always walking around in my Birthday suit!0 -
she sat on my seat in her birthday suit and left a mess.0
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Didn't like me eating Cheetos in my birthday suit in their car!0
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I kept hiding the Cheetos in the sock drawer.0
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I kept finding the hidden stash of Cheetos.0
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I kept finding the hidden stash of Cheetos.
She lost so much weight she started falling through sidewalk cracks and I got tired of bending wire hangers to fish her her thin *kitten* out0 -
Having the munchies was impossible with her!0
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Smoked a little too much of the Ganja!0
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i staged an intervention as her addiction to cosmetics swallowed up our retirement fund0
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Because I refused to hand over my lipsticks!!!!0
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She refused to go get mani/pedi's with me0
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Said I was too handy0
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I didn't like to hold hands.0
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