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Why did the person above you dump you?
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she was into bestiality, I mean lookie that dog0
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My dog bit his bottom too many times. (and I know he liked it even though he said he didn't)0
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I'm allergic to their dog0
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She was allergic to my dog and didn't like my bird.0
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Her bird did not like me and bit my nipple off.0
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I didn't have abs.0
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She was jealous of my abs0
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I didn't let her lick my abs.0
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He kept his abs hidden with babies. I confronted him0
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I looked too hot in my new bikini. Couldn't handle being the less attractive one in the relationship.0
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couldn't handle a redhead!0
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she couldn't keep up0
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I kept changing the regular mirrors to fun house mirrors.0
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I wouldn't let the pets sleep in the bed0
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My parrot used her wigs as a nest. Whoops.0
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Realized I didn't have feathers.0
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He found out I was old enough to be his mother.0
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I turned my back on her...0
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When he turned around..I kicked him. *shrug shoulders*0
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She thought im too good to be true0
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I refused to take any more pictures of him driving his car.0
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I refused to let her take pics in the same room everytime0
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I got tired of looking at his ear so I gave him a wet willy.0
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Because I kept complaining I was on a bad trip!! I have never touched a drug in my life, but that^^^ Would freak me out!!!! bwhahaha0
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Cause I had more she's than her0
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Cause I had more shoes than her0
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He couldn't fit into my 4" shoes0
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Cause I had more shoes than her
Oooo SIr, How many times do I have to tell you...... Those heels are mine!!!! get your own!0 -
I stepped on her toes0
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I wouldn't bait my own hook when he took me fishing.0
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