Why did the person above you dump you?

Chalk_Slinger

she was into bestiality, I mean lookie that dog

territhefrog

My dog bit his bottom too many times. (and I know he liked it even though he said he didn't)

ThisCanadian

I'm allergic to their dog

territhefrog

She was allergic to my dog and didn't like my bird.

funforsports

Her bird did not like me and bit my nipple off.

SwedishSarah

I didn't have abs.

_Tink_

She was jealous of my abs

55044TeamJoy

I didn't let her lick my abs.

assthetik

He kept his abs hidden with babies. I confronted him

Great_Mazinga

I looked too hot in my new bikini. Couldn't handle being the less attractive one in the relationship.

gingerheadgirl

couldn't handle a redhead!

Follow_me

she couldn't keep up

territhefrog

I kept changing the regular mirrors to fun house mirrors.

therealblackdahlia

I wouldn't let the pets sleep in the bed

territhefrog

My parrot used her wigs as a nest. Whoops.

55044TeamJoy

Realized I didn't have feathers.

territhefrog

He found out I was old enough to be his mother.

Chieflrg

I turned my back on her...

Groovyca2022

When he turned around..I kicked him. *shrug shoulders*

YF92

She thought im too good to be true

ilfaith

I refused to take any more pictures of him driving his car.

YF92

I refused to let her take pics in the same room everytime

territhefrog

I got tired of looking at his ear so I gave him a wet willy.

Saucy_lil_Minx

Because I kept complaining I was on a bad trip!! I have never touched a drug in my life, but that^^^ Would freak me out!!!! bwhahaha

jspanman

Cause I had more she's than her

jspanman

Cause I had more shoes than her

Joannah700

He couldn't fit into my 4" shoes

Saucy_lil_Minx

Cause I had more shoes than her

Oooo SIr, How many times do I have to tell you...... Those heels are mine!!!! get your own!

bassman92

I stepped on her toes

Nurse_Christy

I wouldn't bait my own hook when he took me fishing.