Why did the person above you dump you?

LadyRN76

Not a Ford woman

Dodge...dually...all the way

territhefrog

I drove a Chevy.

Jennkies

I yelled at her for getting crud all over the bathroom sink

Joannah700

I ate all the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms and put the box back...

Groovyca2022

I yelled at her for getting crud all over the bathroom sink

Lmao!...


She laughed when I fell on my @ss!

Building_Bulk

She was drunk and falling on her *kitten* all the time

Jennkies

I made jokes about how many cats he has.

falcon68gt

Not a Ford woman

Dodge...dually...all the way

Tbird too fast

LadyRN76

Not a Ford woman

Dodge...dually...all the way

Tbird too fast

I'm more of a strength instead of speed

srr728

i kept oogling his veins and bragging to my friends about starting IVs

falcon68gt

Not a Ford woman

Dodge...dually...all the way

Tbird too fast

I'm more of a strength instead of speed

Cause I like it fast....lol

LadyRN76

see..it just would never work...

Ford..speed

Dodge..strength..durability...

maybe srr728 is more of a Ford girl than me...

falcon68gt

But you have a stethoscope

LadyRN76

She oogles veins..trust me..she owns one, or two, as well.. call it nursing intuition...LOL

Groovyca2022

He just disappeared

falcon68gt

She doesn't understand

Groovyca2022

I'm not a good friend.

falcon68gt

That's not True

N2Couture

I hounded him over his face.

Groovyca2022

He has a great face...

falcon68gt

Thanks

N2Couture

He didn't like mine.

airdale8263

She did not want to share the ice cream.

N2Couture

He said I was a pig with the ice cream.

airdale8263

She misunderstand that I said fig and not pig

abadvat

Seems to have an issue with a pig (read BACON!)

srr728

i ate all the bacon

airdale8263

Because she took all the bacon......

LadyRN76

Did someone say bacon??

abadvat

She seems to have a problem with bacon!