Why did the person above you dump you?
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He wasn't as adventurous as I'd hoped.0
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The flock of seaguls haircut just wasnt doing it for me0
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I lied about going to Harvard.0
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She lied about everything0
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I told him he was really really HOT......but he thinks I lie about everything though. :bigsmile:0
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@ territhefrog..lmao!....She wanted Leo!@groovy She wanted to drown me... That was fine
Then she tied me up.. Still fine
Then she wanted to do it all over again.. still fine
Then I wanted to throw her off a 1 ft high cliff but that WASNT fine!
Life! :-)
Are you forgetting...that was a bowl of water.
I said..torture and you got the tie you up part of it..lol.0 -
@ territhefrog..lmao!....She wanted Leo!@groovy She wanted to drown me... That was fine
Then she tied me up.. Still fine
Then she wanted to do it all over again.. still fine
Then I wanted to throw her off a 1 ft high cliff but that WASNT fine!
Life! :-)
Are you forgetting...that was a bowl of water.
I said..torture and you got the tie you up part of it..lol.
Its all good
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....Cuz I didn't go to Jared...0
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He was far too handsome for me...0
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Said blondes had more fun0
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Because I wouldn't drink Canadian Whisky. Too sweet.0
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Didn't ride a motorcycle.0
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Didn't ride a motorcycle.0
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I couldn't get the "arms crossed" pose quite right.0
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Cause i was always calling him a crazy SOB!0
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Cause I was always calling him a crazy S.O.B.!0
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cause i spilt wine on her favourite outfit0
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Because I confronted her about her excessive wine consumption.0
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She didn't like my pajamas.0
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Her face cream kept rubbing off on my pants.0
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He wouldn't take his pants off.0
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She was a Nymphomaniac!
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It was my fault. She did tell me not to sit back there while the PTO was engaged.0
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Because I never knew what he was talking about!0
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Kept putting my leather chaps on.0
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He didn't approve of my CVS addiction.0
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she didn't like tattoo's0
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He didn't like me peeking when he was in the shower0
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She didn't like me getting in the shower with her.0
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