Why did the person above you dump you?

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  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
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    She apparently left me for Cinnamini
  • CinnaminiMonster
    CinnaminiMonster Posts: 215 Member
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    I stole her ex
  • LadyRN76
    LadyRN76 Posts: 4,275 Member
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    I couldn't figure out who was with who, much less me.... :sad: :sad:
  • CinnaminiMonster
    CinnaminiMonster Posts: 215 Member
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    I told her I was dating many others
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
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    I couldn't figure out who was with who, much less me.... :sad: :sad:



    She grew weary of me writing profanities on her forehead when she fell asleep first and then NOT telling her in the morning they were there so her coworkers had to
  • PSMTD
    PSMTD Posts: 106 Member
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    I liked to eat in bed and the bacon bits from my salads would get everywhere.
  • CinnaminiMonster
    CinnaminiMonster Posts: 215 Member
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    She liked bacon and wouldn't let me make a breakfast without it
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
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    I doused her headband in chloroform to take advantage of her when she said no
  • odwall
    odwall Posts: 148 Member
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    He became scared of me when I revealed that I kill date rapists.
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    i just went in for a goodknight kiss and she got furious
  • odwall
    odwall Posts: 148 Member
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    Because he mistook my passion for anger. :D
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
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    Because he mistook my passion for anger. :D


    The only book she would ever read was Harry Potter
  • odwall
    odwall Posts: 148 Member
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    Because he mistook my passion for anger. :D


    The only book she would ever read was Harry Potter

    He insulted my intelligence. And Harry Potter.
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
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    She stole my favorite girl!
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
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    Because he mistook my passion for anger. :D


    The only book she would ever read was Harry Potter

    He insulted my intelligence. And Harry Potter.


    She believed herself FAR more intelligent than her IQ tests indicated
  • odwall
    odwall Posts: 148 Member
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    Because he mistook my passion for anger. :D


    The only book she would ever read was Harry Potter

    He insulted my intelligence. And Harry Potter.


    She believed herself FAR more intelligent than her IQ tests indicated

    He didn't know when to stop.
  • Anahita_Swims
    Anahita_Swims Posts: 4,127 Member
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    She hated the fact I wasn't a morning person
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
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    She whined I had nicer hair. And was right!
  • CinnaminiMonster
    CinnaminiMonster Posts: 215 Member
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    I played with his hair too much
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
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    i gave her lice

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