Why did the person above you dump you?

CPrun1

I made fun of her for being such a princess

Alisontheice

He couldn't get used to being in the public eye on account of my being a princess

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

My status as a humble serving wench made our love impossible

CPrun1

I wanted to spend romantic time at home but she wanted public attention instead

CinnaminiMonster

I wouldn't let him borrow my motorcycle...

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

His idea of romantic time at home was us spending the evening on a tandem toilet

Alisontheice

He hated that I wouldn't let him wear my tiara

CPrun1

I wouldn't play dress up with her

Rochelle951

She was a wild sleeper!!

CinnaminiMonster

I was jealous of her beauty

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

She didn't like me borrowing her hair accessories

CPrun1

I assumed she was kinky by her xxx name. She wasn't!!

Rochelle951

@ Cinnimin - we were always arguing who was prettier : )

@ CP - he was always watching porn lol

CPrun1

I found her porn stash and she couldn't look me in the face anymore! haha

CinnaminiMonster

@ RochelleI was always stealing her clothes so she had nothing to wear

Rochelle951

@ CP- no shame over here baby lol

@ Cinnamin - sharing clothes wasn't a problem until she wanted to wear my heels : ) #NoCanDo

CPrun1

I wanted to make our own video..she wasn't in to it

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

He wanted the one thing I couldn't give him. My bacon bikini

CPrun1

thought her bikini was edible...sorry

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

He just didn't get my fashion style