Why did the person above you dump you?

abadvat

... prefers walking instead of lifting heavy things against the force of gravity!

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

I was a lousy spotter

Tao56

She preferred walking to dancing

territhefrog

I tossed her dancing shoes in the trash.

_Tink_

She said I bought too many shoes

funforsports

She said my as$ wasn't good enough for her.

ThisCanadian

Had a bum obsession

Krecob

Was not obsessed with my bum enough

funforsports

She was too bright for me.

territhefrog

I hated doing sit ups.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

I loved doing sit ups

falcon68gt

I didn't do enough situps

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

He called my dedication to sits up an obsession. We couldn't work through it

SGreen134

Too boring.

territhefrog

I didn't like the movie "Behind the Candelabra".

(actually I did but I wanted to watch a different movie)

MichelleV1990

I refused to pay $10 for a movie ticket.

Groovyca2022

I wouldn't share my chocolate, donuts or bacon.

meemo88

i'm too expensive

mopar_lover

@ groovy ..................grabbed the bacon and drove off.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

Too slow

mopar_lover

SLOW!!!.........................................so I ran over her foot......................sorry!!

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

He ran over my foot. I wouldn't have minded if he'd at least given me the damn bacon but nooo I was left with a broken foot AND a broken heart

sw33tp3a11

I couldn't repair her broken heart.

Train4Foodz

I spent far too long doing sit ups and didn't pay enough attention to her ... I'm impossible 0_o

FabulousFantasticFifty

He liked sit ups I liked planks & leg lifts, we could never agree on the better ab workout!

borst13

She tickled me when I did planks....drove me nuts

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

she wanted me to do planks with her

territhefrog

He said, "Let's do planks." So I hit him with a wooden plank.

Groovyca2022

He said, "Let's do planks." So I hit him with a wooden plank.

She's abusive...lol

SugarBabyGirl

I ate all the icing from the Oreos and put the cookies back in the package.