Why did the person above you dump you?

Rochelle951

She kept losing my Sephora gloss.

CinnaminiMonster

She didn't appreciate it when I hid things

YF92

She didnt like me staring at that innocent look

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

He didn't like that my moustache rivalled his

CinnaminiMonster

I stole her glasses

cburke719

I stole her hair bow and she really needed it for the morning.

no_russian

I didn't want to wear matching 2pac bandanas

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Rochelle951

He didn't like Tupac!!! #OhHellNo lol

ilfaith

I made him ride in the third row of my minivan.

CPrun1

I made fun of her minivan..im sorry..take me back:flowerforyou:

cklbrown

Because I complained that he never smiled. It's ok, I still stalk him.

CinnaminiMonster

I refused to let her stop smiling - such a gorgeous smile can you blame me?

odwall

I went broke buying her sweets. Thats when I found out she was using me for my money. :sad:

CinnaminiMonster

Clearly she thought I was using her for her money

cklbrown

She realized I have no money

CinnaminiMonster

She realized I was living in another woman's closet xD

LadyRN76

She wouldn't come out of the other woman's closet

CinnaminiMonster

She wanted me to come out of the closet xD

cklbrown

Well now that you are out of the closet I'll take you back

odwall

She found out that Cinnamini left her for me.