Why did the person above you dump you?

KatieLouWho19

Her son kept walking in at her place...and mine at my place......awkward.

Damn those hoodlums! :grumble: :grumble: :noway: :noway: :noway: :sad: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:


Edit to add: ^^ She wanted Christmas all to herself. I wanted to share... She left me. UGH.

Jemellc

said I was becoming tooooo cocky with the weighloss!

_Tink_

Said I was too tall.

falcon68gt

i wasn't fit enough

MichelleV1990

I insisted he wear a different color.

KatieLouWho19

I stole her sunglasses.

sw33tp3a11

She didn't like how I use to flirt with men

KelARita7

She was never flirty with me

_Tink_

She flirted with too many people.

assthetik

she caught me humping her bff's leg when they had a sleepover

sixout

She didn't like the way I tied my shoes.

territhefrog

I can't tie my own shoes.

Ump78

The sound of velcro scares me

territhefrog

I wore my boots to bed.

LylooFit

I use to sleep barefoot

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like me wearing my socks to bed.

BigDaddyD72

because i don't wear socks or anything to bed

LylooFit

I tried to sneak into the white house, he arrested me and handed me over to FBI. I just wanted to have a closer look... sob sob...

VirginityThief

Dammit, quit dumping me!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was jealous of her beautiful eyes!

sw33tp3a11

She disliked my love for coconut

LylooFit

Dammit, quit dumping me!

She was more beautiful than me

territhefrog

I kept setting the bathroom scale to read a higher number.

BigDaddyD72

because i said me or the dog. she chose the dog.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like my Dog!

sw33tp3a11

My dog didn't get along with her dog

funforsports

Said I was a dog.

territhefrog

He didn't like that I cuddled with my dog.

sw33tp3a11

I told her she smelled like wet dog.

kimswisher

I kissed too many frogs and have turned into a toad.