Why did the person above you dump you?

_Tink_

She didn't like girls

assthetik

After our frst night together, she decided she was gay

_SoundWave_

I ate a Big Mac ????????

Anahita_Swims

i didn't wear enough pink

TheNewPriceIsLoading

I wasn't losing weight fast enough.

SwedishSarah

I didn't have red hair!

Bageeeta

I wouldn't try her flower flavored teas!

VirginityThief

I kept licking peanut butter off his .........

Forty6and2

I'm just here to LOL at the above poster's username.

VirginityThief

She kept laughing at my username and wouldn't by put me apples for my peanut butter

TheNewPriceIsLoading

me off the bed? I accidentally kicked her in the middle of the night....

TheresaC928

I kicked him off the bed

Anahita_Swims

i couldnt keep up with her drinking

valkaree

I was always competing with her in math and winning

Anahita_Swims

pfft year right im like a genius :P

MichelleV1990

I wasn't smart enough.

adman50

I kept eating all the food in the fridge!

StenSrm

We couldn't share the gains anymore

_Tink_

He said it was like dating his mother.

Andy_83

she had oedipus issues