Why did the person above you dump you?

janine2355

He had mommy issues

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

She was creeped out because we have the same name

Debmal77

She said I was as big as a house! :sad:

Rocket_Man44

@ Glenyth she only saw me as a sausage with feet and nothing else.

janine2355

I only saw him as a sausage with feet. lol!

Rocket_Man44

the sex became sporadic...*kitten* play was a thing of the past ! LOL

janine2355

lol!!!!! He just couldn't get past the fact that I ran a sex shop in our house!

Rocket_Man44

lol!!!!! He just couldn't get past the fact that I ran a sex shop in our house!

you know the saying " If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with Herpes" LOL!!

Rochelle951

He never took me to the sex shop with him

00Allie00

Cuz I was too geeky!

Rocket_Man44

She wasn't a big fan of the spanking ! lol

Rochelle951

lol, he never asked if I was or not. He would have been surprised

marquishagetaka

because she would not like me use the mirror

cronly

We quarrelled too much over who made the best coffee

ThePhoenixIsRising

because she would not like me use the mirror

He didn't think the Dutch oven was as funny as I thought it was.

Building_Bulk

She would Dutch oven me at very inappropriate times.

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

We had very different definitions of the word "appropriate"

MichelleV1990

She refused to give up city life and move to the country.

CPrun1

She expected me to drink goats milk but I couldn't do it

Alisontheice

He wanted me to drink milk....eww