Why did the person above you dump you?
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I wasn't into Amphibians only Reptiles!
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She saw me naked! 0
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He saw ME naked. And cried like a little girl.0
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I wasn't into Amphibians only Reptiles!
My chameleon bit her.0 -
She wanted me to be French, and I told her I was born in the little French village of Pittsburgh.0
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I sat on his fez.0
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I said clunge too often0
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I always bought her red roses....I found out too late that those were not her favorite color.0
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I had no idea what "clunge" is and she said it often!0
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She tell me seh di buddy too big!0
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We had "communication" issues. At least....I think that's what he was telling me. I guess I wasn't paying attention?0
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She talked too much. I ended up with that deer in the headlights look.0
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He didn't like my predatory look0
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I was never sure what she was thinking.0
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She told me not to mix the blue M&M's with the red ones. She warned me of the consequences :sad:0
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I just wasn't "The One"...0
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I have a tattoo. Not her thing.0
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No tattoos.0
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I wasn't fantastic, fabulous, or fifty.0
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I prefer mint tea to lilac0
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More keen to white roses.0
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She thinks I'm old , but I'm not fifty yet!
Wow...that was late!
@fun- When he liked to drink coffee I wanted tea, when he wanted tea i wanted coffee. We were never on the same page! :grumble:0 -
I wasn't adorable enough0
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Found out I'm bald...and old0
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Bald, old dogs are the best!
I wasn't a dog.0 -
I was a dog0
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I liked cats better!0
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My hair wasn't perfect enough for her. I really tried to style it!0
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She was hung up on hair0
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