Why did the person above you dump you?

MichelleV1990

I was into quarterbacks.

LadyRN76

@Tristan He accused me of even being associated with Notre Dame.....:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

@Michelle - She chose the quarterback over the tight end :laugh: :laugh:

tristan299

no idea, she ha a lovely tight end, guess i'm just stupid

RunBenny

no idea, she ha a lovely tight end, guess i'm just stupid

He said it...

LadyRN76

He didn't realize I know more about football than most men.....

RunBenny

She failed to realize I find that attractive...

LadyRN76

He failed to realize I have heard that line before...once, twice..or too many times to count..

RunBenny

Yeah, I got nothin'.

LadyRN76

Yeah, I got nothin'.

ROFLMAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MichelleV1990

@Tristan He accused me of even being associated with Notre Dame.....:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

@Michelle - She chose the quarterback over the tight end :laugh: :laugh:

LadyRN, that was too funny!

Somethin' from nothin' leaves nothin'.

RunBenny

Yeah, I got nothin'.

ROFLMAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yup... Go Orange!

MichelleV1990

I didn't like orange.

LadyRN76

She didn't like orange..oh wait..I don't either...

Let's go with...She never left the beach when all I wanted to do was go to the mountains...and oh yeah..I'm a girl

RunBenny

Well, there you have it... they didn't like Orange (as in Syracuse).

Automatic non-starter.

LadyRN76

He assumed I was referring to Syracuse......

RunBenny

True story.

sw33tp3a11

He didn't like my way of chewing food

xXx_BlackRose_xXx

She found me clipping my toenails on the couch

DenDweller

She thought I had a weird obsession with vacuuming the couch.

assthetik

i stole his protein

LadyRN76

He didn't appreciate that I could go so many ways with the above comment... LMAO :laugh: :laugh:

assthetik

what did i ever do to you?:noway: :sick:

LadyRN76

nothing, hon... I just couldn't resist....:laugh: :laugh:

abadvat

she always took the "nurse and patient game" way too seriously!

BeardedYoung

it wasn't anatomically correct... and the red clashed with my shoes.

_Tink_

He expected me to be anatomically correct.

KatieLouWho19

He went back to Sally... That home-wrecking B!tch.

Me2FitMe

she lacked the "equipment"

KatieLouWho19

She always wanted MORE MORE MORE than I could offer! :sad:

alice_schmalice

I wouldn't let him take over christmas